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r/MurderedByWords • u/SkullLeader • 12h ago
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No. If not a President, he would be a reality TV star.
85 u/Embarrassed-Sun5764 9h ago Oh wait he tried that and it failed- Casino owner it failed- University, failed- Please add to the list- 39 u/TheSilverFoxwins 7h ago -6 u/VibraniumRhino 7h ago edited 1h ago AI chose Diet Coke which is the least believable part of this. Edit: I was honestly unaware of the Diet Coke thing so, colour me incorrect. Which is… hilarious that he’s basically just full of aspartame. 7 u/Thejag9ba 6h ago It’s well known that Diet Coke is his preference. Which makes absolutely no sense, but what does these days. 6 u/DookieShoez 6h ago He drinks diet soda so he can eat regular cake
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Oh wait he tried that and it failed- Casino owner it failed- University, failed- Please add to the list-
39 u/TheSilverFoxwins 7h ago -6 u/VibraniumRhino 7h ago edited 1h ago AI chose Diet Coke which is the least believable part of this. Edit: I was honestly unaware of the Diet Coke thing so, colour me incorrect. Which is… hilarious that he’s basically just full of aspartame. 7 u/Thejag9ba 6h ago It’s well known that Diet Coke is his preference. Which makes absolutely no sense, but what does these days. 6 u/DookieShoez 6h ago He drinks diet soda so he can eat regular cake
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-6 u/VibraniumRhino 7h ago edited 1h ago AI chose Diet Coke which is the least believable part of this. Edit: I was honestly unaware of the Diet Coke thing so, colour me incorrect. Which is… hilarious that he’s basically just full of aspartame. 7 u/Thejag9ba 6h ago It’s well known that Diet Coke is his preference. Which makes absolutely no sense, but what does these days. 6 u/DookieShoez 6h ago He drinks diet soda so he can eat regular cake
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AI chose Diet Coke which is the least believable part of this.
Edit: I was honestly unaware of the Diet Coke thing so, colour me incorrect. Which is… hilarious that he’s basically just full of aspartame.
7 u/Thejag9ba 6h ago It’s well known that Diet Coke is his preference. Which makes absolutely no sense, but what does these days. 6 u/DookieShoez 6h ago He drinks diet soda so he can eat regular cake
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It’s well known that Diet Coke is his preference. Which makes absolutely no sense, but what does these days.
6 u/DookieShoez 6h ago He drinks diet soda so he can eat regular cake
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He drinks diet soda so he can eat regular cake
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u/gaporkbbq 11h ago
No. If not a President, he would be a reality TV star.