r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 2h ago

The comeback writes itself.

5.8k Upvotes

47 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Ambitious_Petal • 45m ago

When the skin suit is 2 sizes too tight. The eyes in that zoom in ? Yeah aliens are definitely here

• Upvotes

45 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 2h ago

Turns out, even Republicans have a breaking point.

749 Upvotes

94 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Crazy_Adhesiveness84 • 7h ago

They’re Amazed

1.8k Upvotes

104 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 5h ago

On Self-Assessment.

1.3k Upvotes

51 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Independent_Bebey • 8h ago

New Yorkers tag their Mayor about potholes and they get fixed in 24 hours, Houston guy sees it and realizes what his city looks like

2.2k Upvotes

84 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/PetalSweett • 8h ago

Unless you’re Mitch McConnell or Kay Granger, right Jack?

2.6k Upvotes

39 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 7h ago

Join The Dots.

340 Upvotes

20 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Appropriate-Mall8517 • 5h ago

She cooked him ngl

386 Upvotes

149 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/PetalSweett • 11h ago

Didn’t even crop the evidence

255 Upvotes

35 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 17h ago

Bro turned politics into a male beauty pageant

2.0k Upvotes

118 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 1d ago

That was a short lesson

15.2k Upvotes

293 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 15h ago

The “never mind” was the real knockout punch

841 Upvotes

57 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 23h ago

he doesn't even try to make his lies sound plausible anymore

3.4k Upvotes

201 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Calamari_Calamity • 1h ago

All that makeup only to look like a clown on the world stage

• Upvotes

19 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/iamjohnhenry • 19h ago

Most self-aware joke that I’ve ever seen from MAGA

757 Upvotes

Laura Loomer has jokes apparently?

48 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/_PrettyFlicker • 1d ago

Trump loves the poorly educated

10.0k Upvotes

124 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lavender_Willo • 1d ago

American innovation: a car that will never fly. European innovation: a cap you can never lose.

2.2k Upvotes

166 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/DollishMagic_ • 1d ago

The concept of equating Donald Trump to Jesus

6.2k Upvotes

130 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Fluffy-Curvey • 1d ago

Anthropic CEO says AI companies need hundreds of billions or they'll go bankrupt

5.2k Upvotes

200 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Independent_Bebey • 10h ago

He lacks standing to attack anyone over socialism

83 Upvotes

27 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Pouty-Shinee • 1d ago

Republican bigotry is not a flex

3.6k Upvotes

27 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 1d ago

Wow, Never Saw This Coming.

1.4k Upvotes

36 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/FemmeShinee_ • 1d ago

The switchup is insane

3.4k Upvotes

208 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/SweetWishess • 23h ago

"Oh, you're anti-immigrant? Here's your family lore"

474 Upvotes

31 comments

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