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u/namesarehardokay 29d ago

I get buzzed every time i fly while im on my period... nothing like getting my pad felt up before a flight lol 

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u/wannabyte 29d ago

I have a VCH piercing which has only recently started getting flagged. Also a very awkward pat down.

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u/MinimumApricot 29d ago

This makes me feel better about getting flagged for my jeans zipper. Also something to look forward to the next time I travel - I now have 3 surgical screws in my leg, they'll definitely get buzzed.

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u/wannabyte 29d ago

So I actually have 6 screws and a titanium rod, but that never gets flagged (I am assuming because it’s not a true xray), but because the piercing is on the surface it’s different.

That said - I’ve had it for years and it is only this year that it has started getting flagged.

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u/chaloupe6 29d ago

They use medical grade titanium for screws now so that's maybe why. Where im from anyway

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u/wannabyte 29d ago

Yeah the piecing is also medical grade titanium, have even had an MRI with it in, but like I said only this year has it started getting flagged at the airport.

If I just walk through the metal detector it never sets it off.

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u/smurf123_123 29d ago

I'm full of titanium too, it has more to do with how ferromagnetic titanium is vs iron or other metals.

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u/wannabyte 29d ago

Yes but my point is that the piercing is also made of medical grade titanium. The body scanners pick up the piercing but not the rod or screws.

When I go through a metal detector nothing goes off.

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u/smurf123_123 29d ago

Ah, the body scanner, my bad, I though you were talking about the older ones that only pick up on metal.

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u/JimmyTheShovel 29d ago

Chances are you won't get flagged since the material isn't the kind the scanners are really looking for. I've had a rod the length of my calf and a screw in my hip for 22 years and I think I've gone through airport security 12 times. The only times I've had anything happen was the two times flying out of Cincinnati this year, both times I had to take off my shoes and go back through because it was picking up something at my ankle where the screws for the rod attachment are

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u/2beagles 29d ago

I have an artificial hip. It does not register on US screening, but it did in Iceland. The screener there said larger body metal almost always does- hips, metal plates, but screws usually don't, and knees sometimes do and sometimes don't.

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u/Gilokee 29d ago

is vch "vaginal clit hood"?

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u/wannabyte 29d ago

Vertical clit hood

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u/Gilokee 29d ago

I was so close!!

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u/wannabyte 29d ago

Very! The counterpart is a hch, or the horizontal version, so that’s how they get differentiated.

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u/socool111 29d ago

If it’s not indecent to ask…was that not extremely painful to get? Like isn’t the whole point of the clit to be almost entirely nerve endings?

Then once you have it…is it more pleasurable to be touched there? Is there a slight and constant pleasurable tingle? Or if you shift your hips just right it gives you a rush? Or does it just make simulation more intense? Or is it purely decoration?

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u/wannabyte 29d ago

Sure I don’t mind!

It wasn’t that bad to get! The piecing is just through the hood, not the actual clit so really just going through a thin membrane. It was less painful and faster to heal than my helix (upper ear) piercing.

For me it definitely adds to the sensations. And also, though not as frequently when I first got it, it came sometimes self-stimulate if that makes sense?

Basically it sits so that the bottom ball of the piercing rests on top of the clit.

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u/wannabyte 29d ago

Like anything else you get used to it. I barely notice it now, except for rarely when I happen to move a certain way.

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u/HairRepresentative85 29d ago

I’ve always wanted one. Feel too old for that now lol

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u/hairy_butts 29d ago

You’d be surprised, after the first couple days you get used to it and can ignore it especially with underwear and pants holding things close and preventing movement. But if you want you can basically get a hands free arrival with the right muscle movements/contractions.

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u/no___personality 29d ago

I removed mine many years ago. The first part of this was correct for me, but not the second part. Everyone's anatomy is different.

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u/MeetBeep 29d ago

I forget that I have mine lol. It was the least painful piercing

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 29d ago

I had to take my helix piercings out. As a dude in the trades they just never healed as they were constantly being jostled or snagged. Lasted about 6 months until I was like "you know what? Maybe the punk rock/goth aesthetic isn't the safest around a bunch of heat, motors, belts, fans, and electricity" and took out all of my piercings lol. This was a few years ago and now I look like a normal almost 40 year old dude and people who didn't know me prior are shocked when they see older pics of me.

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u/RainLoveMu 29d ago

So many questions, sorry. How come you don’t remove it before flying? Is it hard to take off?

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u/wannabyte 29d ago

Very hard to take off, and because it’s a membrane it can grow over pretty quickly.

My piercer has one too and she had to take it out for surgery and then get re-pierced after.

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u/RainLoveMu 29d ago

Oh gotcha. My second earlobes are a massive PITA if I remove them. I’ve had to re-pierce at home too many times. It’s on my list to visit a decent tattoo shop and see if they can fix for me.

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u/iboi_goodperv69 29d ago

Uh, since you're already replying, who did the piercing?

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u/wannabyte 29d ago

There is only one APP certified piercer near me (I’m in a pretty rural area and they were about an hour away) so that is who I went to. But any certified piercer should be able to do it.

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u/iboi_goodperv69 29d ago

Oh... that's neat. Never would have guessed.

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u/Thick_Management1363 29d ago

My upper helix took almost a year to heal but the second piercing on earlobes were the worst. If you don't mind me asking, how long does a clit piercing take to heal? Are you able to swap it for non-metallic ones in case of a MRI? I'm very late to the thread so apologies if you have answered it already.

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u/wannabyte 29d ago

It took about 6 weeks to heal, it was very fast and easy to care for.

You can swap for a non-metallic one, but it is very hard to take out. Mine is med-grade titanium so the only time I had an MRI with it they just let me keep it in.

The few times I have changed it I have gone back to the piercer and had her do it.

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u/Thick_Management1363 29d ago

6 weeks is fast, wow! I thought it would take longer given the location, friction against underwear etc. Our bodies are truly fascinating. I had a whole plan of getting my daith or maybe get two more helix piercings. However, all that went out the window when I got the first one and the pain was something else.

Thanks for answering!

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u/thatguygreg 29d ago

it came sometimes self-stimulate if that makes sense?

Lol yeah, I think you got the point across

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u/Adelineyyy 29d ago

One more question pls why tho? I mean ppl do piercings to show outside to look good or cool ig then why doing it on clit hood?

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u/wannabyte 29d ago

It’s intimate I guess. I know it’s there, my husband enjoys it, and it’s something that only we really get to see.

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u/rhydderch_hael 29d ago

The clitoral hood is closer to the foreskin on a penis, so while I'm sure it would be painful, it wouldn't be anywhere near as painful as a piercing through the clitoris.

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u/Unhappy-Plastic2017 29d ago

I'm a guy and I physically cringed when you said piercing the clitoris

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u/big_rod_of_power 29d ago

Also excuse my limited knowledge but do people even get piercings though the clitoris? Doesn't it destory the nerve endings and the flicking the ol' bean just don't work as well?

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u/Fern_Cloud 29d ago

I'm part of an extreme body mod group, I've heard of a couple of women who have pierced their clitoris and a few gentlemen who bisected their penis. So yeah people do it but they probably shouldn't.

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u/k1ryatsura 29d ago

bisected their what now? why did i ever thought learning english was a good idea? :'(

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u/kettish 29d ago

You can look up triangle piercings for what’s closest but to my knowledge no, except a few rare exceptions

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u/CoffeeXKing 29d ago

To my knowledge, no, because of the potential for damage to the clit.

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u/honorlessmaid 29d ago

Temporarily for fetish purposes, yes and all the time. R/pussytorture is an interesting sub

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u/Flailing_ameoba 29d ago

Thanks for asking the questions I have been afraid to ask out loud my whole life.

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u/lovelywonderland 29d ago edited 29d ago

I also have a VCH and love anonymously oversharing on the internet lmao

It has 100% improved sex for me. Because of the jewelry, when things are moving around while doing the deed, it just is able to stimulate parts of my clit that otherwise couldn’t be accessed. Even just the slight motion has improved every single sex position and I can now orgasm from any position when I previously wasn’t able to. A big part of this I’m sure is mental because I’m much more consciously thinking about how the area feels.

That being said, as with all functional piercings, your mileage may vary depending on your anatomy and the degree to which you get desensitized to things. I have both nipples pierced and one got a huge increase in sensation and the other…she’s just kind of there lol

EDIT: To answer your question about it being painful to get, yes it was. In the instant of the needle going through, it was for sure my most painful piercing (I have 20 for reference). However, there was no aching or tenderness that I had with every other piercing. I’d compare it to someone flicking your ear hard. Hurts in the moment, but doesn’t really leave any throbbing. If for some reason I had to, I’d much rather get my VCH redone than my tongue for comparison.

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u/AliceInNegaland 29d ago

I’ve had a VCH and it was less painful than my nipples, personally. Super easy healing, too.

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u/therearenonamesallow 29d ago

If it’s not too personal and I don’t mean this condescendingly but, why get one?

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u/wannabyte 29d ago

I got mine after I had been injured in an accident and off work for a few months. I really wanted to do something and so while I was stuck in bed I started researching different piercings and then found this one and decided to go for it!

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u/Seguridado 29d ago

My brain went "horizontal venison", almost broke out fava beans and chianti.

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u/kinkyonthe_loki69 29d ago

Is one better than the other? Imagine horizontal could cause more damage during activities? Or do people usually take them out when running etc.

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u/wannabyte 29d ago edited 29d ago

It really depends on your anatomy. Not every clit is designed for every piercing. I am very much an innie, so my piercer didn’t think a horizontal one would sit well or be comfortable.

For the vertical you need enough space to support the piercing. Mine is pretty small, but I was just able to get the smallest size.

They will do a cue-tip test where they take the cotton off the top of the tip to make it less bulky, and will then insert it under the hood, and if you have at least enough space for the top of the cuetip then it should work.

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u/Standingonachair 29d ago

I view it like a lion mouth door knocker on a house: it functions exactly the same but seems somewhat more grandiose and exciting to use.

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u/Dark-ScorpionX 29d ago

Your efforts have been noted and Marked for Commendation Soldier!

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u/PunisherOfDeth 29d ago

That’s what she kept saying, so she got the piercing

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u/Zoltron5000 29d ago

Only counts in horseshoes.

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u/torchboy1661 29d ago

Just like finding it in real life!

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u/Fickle_Grapefruit938 29d ago

Don't worry, a lot of people can't get it in one try

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u/Opposite-Rock-5133 29d ago

Is that kind of hood for more intake to the turbo?

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u/Im-a-bad-meme 29d ago

Gotta get me one of those then so I can get some action.

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u/pingveno 29d ago

Three Letter Confusion

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u/zxjams 29d ago

As opposed to the rectal and cranial clit hoods.

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u/Gilokee 29d ago

you're a rectal clit hood!

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u/namesarehardokay 29d ago

This was literally the first comment I saw when I opened my phone up and was trying to figure out what all these notifications were from, bless 

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u/zxjams 29d ago edited 29d ago

At your service!

Edit: "at your cervix" was right there and I completely boofed it.

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u/Acceptable_Handle_2 29d ago

Clithood is a spectrum

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u/svArtist 29d ago

Stud in da hood 👌

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u/440continuer 29d ago

No its the thing you put tapes in to watch movies /s

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u/Mary_Ellen_Katz 29d ago

I'm into a few body mods and I've been thinking a few piercings in the area to run lace through them for fun parties. Now you got me thinking about traveling with such piercings.

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u/mosquitoselkie 29d ago

I've had mine for over a decade and have never had an issue

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u/Mary_Ellen_Katz 29d ago

How many do you have? Cause I'm thinking three or four a side (6 to 8 total), and I'm not looking for a groping every time I go to the airport.

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u/mosquitoselkie 29d ago

I have a VCH so just one that sits right above my clit

I have never had an issue. The original commenter said she only just started having the issue this year.

I say go for it if you want to, don't let the metal detectors stop you!

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u/olbers--paradox 29d ago

The scanner tech changed somewhat recently I think? I have a Christina and got flagged within the last year as well.

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u/Icy_Ad_4544 29d ago

I haven’t flown in years but this is good to know!! Thanks for the heads up!!

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u/theLuminescentlion 29d ago

I got TSA pre-check to get them to stop touching my dick everytime. I assume you would still set off the metal detectors in the pre-check line.

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u/wannabyte 29d ago

No the metal detectors never go off, it is medical grade titanium. I assume it sets off the body sensors because it sits on top of the skin as opposed to my leg rod and screws which do not get flagged in the scanner.

I’ve had it for years though and travel semi-frequently for work and only this year has it started being picked up by the scanners. Up until now it never flagged anything.

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u/theLuminescentlion 29d ago

The nonconsensual black and white nudes generation machine probably got it's resolution increased or the algorithm that searches them for anomalies got updated. 

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u/Lailu 29d ago

This is what i thought the comic was about until I came to the comments lmao

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u/Throwawayfaynay 29d ago

Can you not remove it?

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u/wannabyte 29d ago

Not really. It is very hard to remove and the membrane heals very quickly so I would likely have to re-pierce it if I had it removed for a full trip.

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u/soba-splasha-on 29d ago

I had one of these years ago. I had to fly with my mom and I was so terrified that and my nipple piercings would flag and my mom would find out.

So glad it didn’t haha

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u/Healfezza 29d ago

Maybe just take it out while flying?

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u/wannabyte 29d ago

I’ve answered this a few times, but. Basically it is hard to remove and the piercing is a type that would grow over quickly and need to be redone.

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u/Healfezza 29d ago

Oh dang, that sucks. I can't imagine wanting to redo it, so I guess just having a slightly uncomfortable situation with the TSA is what you got!

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u/AcidicVaginaLeakage 29d ago

Could you get one made out of a type of metal that wouldn't set the machines off?

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u/wannabyte 29d ago

It is already medical grade titanium, so it doesn’t set off the metal detectors. It does set off the full body scanners, but only as of this year. I’ve had the piercing for years and it had never been flagged before.

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u/ApprehensiveTea3030 29d ago

I have a prince albert piercing and have never gotten flagged

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u/mosquitoselkie 29d ago

Ah fuck! I have one too. Never had an issue and it's been a long time since I thought about it while going through a metal detector 😂

If this starts being an issue now...

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u/llammacookie 29d ago

Good quality jewelry such as titanium won't set off alarms, it's also better for your skin.