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u/namesarehardokay 29d ago

I get buzzed every time i fly while im on my period... nothing like getting my pad felt up before a flight lol 

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u/wannabyte 29d ago

I have a VCH piercing which has only recently started getting flagged. Also a very awkward pat down.

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u/MinimumApricot 29d ago

This makes me feel better about getting flagged for my jeans zipper. Also something to look forward to the next time I travel - I now have 3 surgical screws in my leg, they'll definitely get buzzed.

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u/wannabyte 29d ago

So I actually have 6 screws and a titanium rod, but that never gets flagged (I am assuming because it’s not a true xray), but because the piercing is on the surface it’s different.

That said - I’ve had it for years and it is only this year that it has started getting flagged.

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u/chaloupe6 29d ago

They use medical grade titanium for screws now so that's maybe why. Where im from anyway

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u/wannabyte 29d ago

Yeah the piecing is also medical grade titanium, have even had an MRI with it in, but like I said only this year has it started getting flagged at the airport.

If I just walk through the metal detector it never sets it off.

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u/smurf123_123 29d ago

I'm full of titanium too, it has more to do with how ferromagnetic titanium is vs iron or other metals.

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u/wannabyte 29d ago

Yes but my point is that the piercing is also made of medical grade titanium. The body scanners pick up the piercing but not the rod or screws.

When I go through a metal detector nothing goes off.

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u/smurf123_123 29d ago

Ah, the body scanner, my bad, I though you were talking about the older ones that only pick up on metal.

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u/JimmyTheShovel 29d ago

Chances are you won't get flagged since the material isn't the kind the scanners are really looking for. I've had a rod the length of my calf and a screw in my hip for 22 years and I think I've gone through airport security 12 times. The only times I've had anything happen was the two times flying out of Cincinnati this year, both times I had to take off my shoes and go back through because it was picking up something at my ankle where the screws for the rod attachment are

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u/2beagles 29d ago

I have an artificial hip. It does not register on US screening, but it did in Iceland. The screener there said larger body metal almost always does- hips, metal plates, but screws usually don't, and knees sometimes do and sometimes don't.

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u/Gilokee 29d ago

is vch "vaginal clit hood"?

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u/wannabyte 29d ago

Vertical clit hood

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u/Gilokee 29d ago

I was so close!!

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u/wannabyte 29d ago

Very! The counterpart is a hch, or the horizontal version, so that’s how they get differentiated.

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u/socool111 29d ago

If it’s not indecent to ask…was that not extremely painful to get? Like isn’t the whole point of the clit to be almost entirely nerve endings?

Then once you have it…is it more pleasurable to be touched there? Is there a slight and constant pleasurable tingle? Or if you shift your hips just right it gives you a rush? Or does it just make simulation more intense? Or is it purely decoration?

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u/wannabyte 29d ago

Sure I don’t mind!

It wasn’t that bad to get! The piecing is just through the hood, not the actual clit so really just going through a thin membrane. It was less painful and faster to heal than my helix (upper ear) piercing.

For me it definitely adds to the sensations. And also, though not as frequently when I first got it, it came sometimes self-stimulate if that makes sense?

Basically it sits so that the bottom ball of the piercing rests on top of the clit.

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u/wannabyte 29d ago

Like anything else you get used to it. I barely notice it now, except for rarely when I happen to move a certain way.

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u/hairy_butts 29d ago

You’d be surprised, after the first couple days you get used to it and can ignore it especially with underwear and pants holding things close and preventing movement. But if you want you can basically get a hands free arrival with the right muscle movements/contractions.

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u/MeetBeep 29d ago

I forget that I have mine lol. It was the least painful piercing

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 29d ago

I had to take my helix piercings out. As a dude in the trades they just never healed as they were constantly being jostled or snagged. Lasted about 6 months until I was like "you know what? Maybe the punk rock/goth aesthetic isn't the safest around a bunch of heat, motors, belts, fans, and electricity" and took out all of my piercings lol. This was a few years ago and now I look like a normal almost 40 year old dude and people who didn't know me prior are shocked when they see older pics of me.

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u/RainLoveMu 29d ago

So many questions, sorry. How come you don’t remove it before flying? Is it hard to take off?

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u/wannabyte 29d ago

Very hard to take off, and because it’s a membrane it can grow over pretty quickly.

My piercer has one too and she had to take it out for surgery and then get re-pierced after.

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u/iboi_goodperv69 29d ago

Uh, since you're already replying, who did the piercing?

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u/wannabyte 29d ago

There is only one APP certified piercer near me (I’m in a pretty rural area and they were about an hour away) so that is who I went to. But any certified piercer should be able to do it.

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u/Thick_Management1363 29d ago

My upper helix took almost a year to heal but the second piercing on earlobes were the worst. If you don't mind me asking, how long does a clit piercing take to heal? Are you able to swap it for non-metallic ones in case of a MRI? I'm very late to the thread so apologies if you have answered it already.

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u/wannabyte 29d ago

It took about 6 weeks to heal, it was very fast and easy to care for.

You can swap for a non-metallic one, but it is very hard to take out. Mine is med-grade titanium so the only time I had an MRI with it they just let me keep it in.

The few times I have changed it I have gone back to the piercer and had her do it.

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u/thatguygreg 29d ago

it came sometimes self-stimulate if that makes sense?

Lol yeah, I think you got the point across

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u/Adelineyyy 29d ago

One more question pls why tho? I mean ppl do piercings to show outside to look good or cool ig then why doing it on clit hood?

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u/wannabyte 29d ago

It’s intimate I guess. I know it’s there, my husband enjoys it, and it’s something that only we really get to see.

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u/rhydderch_hael 29d ago

The clitoral hood is closer to the foreskin on a penis, so while I'm sure it would be painful, it wouldn't be anywhere near as painful as a piercing through the clitoris.

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u/Unhappy-Plastic2017 29d ago

I'm a guy and I physically cringed when you said piercing the clitoris

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u/big_rod_of_power 29d ago

Also excuse my limited knowledge but do people even get piercings though the clitoris? Doesn't it destory the nerve endings and the flicking the ol' bean just don't work as well?

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u/Fern_Cloud 29d ago

I'm part of an extreme body mod group, I've heard of a couple of women who have pierced their clitoris and a few gentlemen who bisected their penis. So yeah people do it but they probably shouldn't.

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u/kettish 29d ago

You can look up triangle piercings for what’s closest but to my knowledge no, except a few rare exceptions

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u/CoffeeXKing 29d ago

To my knowledge, no, because of the potential for damage to the clit.

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u/Flailing_ameoba 29d ago

Thanks for asking the questions I have been afraid to ask out loud my whole life.

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u/lovelywonderland 29d ago edited 29d ago

I also have a VCH and love anonymously oversharing on the internet lmao

It has 100% improved sex for me. Because of the jewelry, when things are moving around while doing the deed, it just is able to stimulate parts of my clit that otherwise couldn’t be accessed. Even just the slight motion has improved every single sex position and I can now orgasm from any position when I previously wasn’t able to. A big part of this I’m sure is mental because I’m much more consciously thinking about how the area feels.

That being said, as with all functional piercings, your mileage may vary depending on your anatomy and the degree to which you get desensitized to things. I have both nipples pierced and one got a huge increase in sensation and the other…she’s just kind of there lol

EDIT: To answer your question about it being painful to get, yes it was. In the instant of the needle going through, it was for sure my most painful piercing (I have 20 for reference). However, there was no aching or tenderness that I had with every other piercing. I’d compare it to someone flicking your ear hard. Hurts in the moment, but doesn’t really leave any throbbing. If for some reason I had to, I’d much rather get my VCH redone than my tongue for comparison.

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u/AliceInNegaland 29d ago

I’ve had a VCH and it was less painful than my nipples, personally. Super easy healing, too.

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u/therearenonamesallow 29d ago

If it’s not too personal and I don’t mean this condescendingly but, why get one?

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u/wannabyte 29d ago

I got mine after I had been injured in an accident and off work for a few months. I really wanted to do something and so while I was stuck in bed I started researching different piercings and then found this one and decided to go for it!

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u/Seguridado 29d ago

My brain went "horizontal venison", almost broke out fava beans and chianti.

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u/kinkyonthe_loki69 29d ago

Is one better than the other? Imagine horizontal could cause more damage during activities? Or do people usually take them out when running etc.

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u/wannabyte 29d ago edited 29d ago

It really depends on your anatomy. Not every clit is designed for every piercing. I am very much an innie, so my piercer didn’t think a horizontal one would sit well or be comfortable.

For the vertical you need enough space to support the piercing. Mine is pretty small, but I was just able to get the smallest size.

They will do a cue-tip test where they take the cotton off the top of the tip to make it less bulky, and will then insert it under the hood, and if you have at least enough space for the top of the cuetip then it should work.

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u/Standingonachair 29d ago

I view it like a lion mouth door knocker on a house: it functions exactly the same but seems somewhat more grandiose and exciting to use.

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u/Dark-ScorpionX 29d ago

Your efforts have been noted and Marked for Commendation Soldier!

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u/PunisherOfDeth 29d ago

That’s what she kept saying, so she got the piercing

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u/Zoltron5000 29d ago

Only counts in horseshoes.

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u/torchboy1661 29d ago

Just like finding it in real life!

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u/Fickle_Grapefruit938 29d ago

Don't worry, a lot of people can't get it in one try

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u/Opposite-Rock-5133 29d ago

Is that kind of hood for more intake to the turbo?

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u/Im-a-bad-meme 29d ago

Gotta get me one of those then so I can get some action.

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u/pingveno 29d ago

Three Letter Confusion

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u/zxjams 29d ago

As opposed to the rectal and cranial clit hoods.

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u/Gilokee 29d ago

you're a rectal clit hood!

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u/namesarehardokay 29d ago

This was literally the first comment I saw when I opened my phone up and was trying to figure out what all these notifications were from, bless 

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u/zxjams 29d ago edited 29d ago

At your service!

Edit: "at your cervix" was right there and I completely boofed it.

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u/Acceptable_Handle_2 29d ago

Clithood is a spectrum

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u/svArtist 29d ago

Stud in da hood 👌

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u/440continuer 29d ago

No its the thing you put tapes in to watch movies /s

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u/Mary_Ellen_Katz 29d ago

I'm into a few body mods and I've been thinking a few piercings in the area to run lace through them for fun parties. Now you got me thinking about traveling with such piercings.

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u/mosquitoselkie 29d ago

I've had mine for over a decade and have never had an issue

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u/Mary_Ellen_Katz 29d ago

How many do you have? Cause I'm thinking three or four a side (6 to 8 total), and I'm not looking for a groping every time I go to the airport.

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u/mosquitoselkie 29d ago

I have a VCH so just one that sits right above my clit

I have never had an issue. The original commenter said she only just started having the issue this year.

I say go for it if you want to, don't let the metal detectors stop you!

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u/olbers--paradox 29d ago

The scanner tech changed somewhat recently I think? I have a Christina and got flagged within the last year as well.

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u/Icy_Ad_4544 29d ago

I haven’t flown in years but this is good to know!! Thanks for the heads up!!

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u/theLuminescentlion 29d ago

I got TSA pre-check to get them to stop touching my dick everytime. I assume you would still set off the metal detectors in the pre-check line.

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u/wannabyte 29d ago

No the metal detectors never go off, it is medical grade titanium. I assume it sets off the body sensors because it sits on top of the skin as opposed to my leg rod and screws which do not get flagged in the scanner.

I’ve had it for years though and travel semi-frequently for work and only this year has it started being picked up by the scanners. Up until now it never flagged anything.

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u/theLuminescentlion 29d ago

The nonconsensual black and white nudes generation machine probably got it's resolution increased or the algorithm that searches them for anomalies got updated. 

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u/Lailu 29d ago

This is what i thought the comic was about until I came to the comments lmao

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u/Throwawayfaynay 29d ago

Can you not remove it?

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u/wannabyte 29d ago

Not really. It is very hard to remove and the membrane heals very quickly so I would likely have to re-pierce it if I had it removed for a full trip.

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u/soba-splasha-on 29d ago

I had one of these years ago. I had to fly with my mom and I was so terrified that and my nipple piercings would flag and my mom would find out.

So glad it didn’t haha

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u/Healfezza 29d ago

Maybe just take it out while flying?

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u/wannabyte 29d ago

I’ve answered this a few times, but. Basically it is hard to remove and the piercing is a type that would grow over quickly and need to be redone.

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u/Healfezza 29d ago

Oh dang, that sucks. I can't imagine wanting to redo it, so I guess just having a slightly uncomfortable situation with the TSA is what you got!

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u/AcidicVaginaLeakage 29d ago

Could you get one made out of a type of metal that wouldn't set the machines off?

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u/wannabyte 29d ago

It is already medical grade titanium, so it doesn’t set off the metal detectors. It does set off the full body scanners, but only as of this year. I’ve had the piercing for years and it had never been flagged before.

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u/ApprehensiveTea3030 29d ago

I have a prince albert piercing and have never gotten flagged

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u/mosquitoselkie 29d ago

Ah fuck! I have one too. Never had an issue and it's been a long time since I thought about it while going through a metal detector 😂

If this starts being an issue now...

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u/llammacookie 29d ago

Good quality jewelry such as titanium won't set off alarms, it's also better for your skin.

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u/infidel11990 29d ago

Why is the screening at airports in the the US so dehumanizing?

That's not the case anywhere else.

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u/AmateurNBAGM 29d ago

9/11

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u/acoastaldog 29d ago

Changed our entire national security theatre

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u/The__Amorphous 29d ago

Changed our entire country. Conservatives who live on a diet of fear and outrage lost their fucking minds. The terrorists won more bigly than they ever could have hoped for that day.

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u/airfryerfuntime 29d ago

It wasn't only conservatives. The invasion of Afghanistan, Patriot Act, and formation of the TSA had almost complete bipartisan support. The US wanted blood. It wasn't until the invasion of Iraq that people started going "hey, wait a minute".

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u/ScentedFire 29d ago

Yes, but it was thoroughly established that the American people were lied to about WMD and the locations of radical groups. This is why the GOP were punished by losing in a landslide in the '06 midterms and partially why Obama was elected. Then of course the GOP gerrymandering the hell out of everything and here we are.

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u/thelastwilson 29d ago

I don't think I've ever seen some type 'more bigly' before

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u/JubileeJaxLee 29d ago

I have, but it's usually ironic and mocking trump saying it, this is new

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u/sproge 29d ago

Considering they're talking about Conservatives I think it's safe to assume it's indeed ironic/mocking this time also.

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u/JubileeJaxLee 29d ago

Makes sense

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u/The__Amorphous 29d ago

I should never mention Conservatives at all if not to mock them, I assure you.

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u/sproge 29d ago

Hear, hear

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u/Blackraft 29d ago

Its a perfectly cromulent word

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u/BramblinGhostWeed 29d ago edited 29d ago

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u/callMeBorgiepls 29d ago

About time to stop doing this shit. I dont even speak about the usa, I dont travel to/from/through usa, idc. I mean in the rest of the world.

Though yeah let them abolish it too, americans are humans too…

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u/_Und3rsc0re_ 29d ago

I mean, they are right though. The tragedy was international news and caused a huge ripple effect in both allied and non-allied air security, and the changes in the big countries spurred the smaller ones. Just because it was an American event doesn't mean it wasn't a world affecting tragedy. Security is not the same everywhere but it changed for a lot of countries after 9/11

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u/callMeBorgiepls 29d ago

Its not like this achieves anything besides being annoying to everyone who wants to air travel and waste money from taxes

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u/_Und3rsc0re_ 29d ago

Yes, but it was what made the public feel safer at the time. It was what was needed. It's not so much that way anymore though, unfortunately.

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u/warm_winds_whisper_ 29d ago

It was always a jobs program for mouth breathing state lackeys like ICE is today

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u/DuntadaMan 29d ago

9/11 was just the excuse, the Federalist Society has been planing that since the 1990s and had been waiting for an excuse. No matter what it was that happened they were trying for this.

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u/DoughGin 29d ago

Don't forget the shoe bomber! We wouldn't have to fuck around with liquids if it weren't for that asshole.

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u/20220912 29d ago

9/11 was the excuse. republicans wanted to make the US a police state long before 9/11

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u/Maybeyesmaybeno 29d ago

Oh, I forgot.

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u/thisoneagain 29d ago

I have several relatives who love security theatre, and you just illuminated why that is: they love being treated like cattle, because they think they're really good at being cattle.

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u/I_AM_FERROUS_MAN 29d ago

they love being treated like cattle, because they think they're really good at being cattle.

Damn. That's a perfect way to describe it. If only they could see that they're here for the slaughter as much as the rest of us.

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u/DuntadaMan 29d ago

They are good at being cattle. That's kind of our problem.

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u/BirdOfHermess 29d ago

conformist basic bitch is not something I would want to be, you do you

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u/ScentedFire 29d ago

Because we're supposed to have these things called rights, which our forefathers died for.

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u/Shane-Dad-underfire 29d ago

People should be used to being treated untrustworthy. Look at the things they decide to do when left to their own devices.

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u/TheAlmightyLloyd 29d ago

They ... post on Reddit ?

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u/JesterQueenAnne 29d ago

Justification for exterminating the whole species if you ask me.

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u/TheAlmightyLloyd 29d ago

You heard the lady, guys, round us up !

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u/Shane-Dad-underfire 29d ago

Well that's the least of the dumb decisions some people make hahhahahha.

People steal, they smash each others property, they get into pointless fights, they treat their fellows like shit, they dont care for their children, they hate on people for superficial reasons, they empower the worst of us to govern the rest... people are pretty terrible and cant be trusted so they should be used to be treated as untrustworthy.

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u/SaxPanther 29d ago

thats wierd because i had to remove my shoes in Koln

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u/Exponential_LogX 29d ago

Same. Had to remove my coat and sneakers, and got patted even though I didn't get a single beep. Same thing in France. The only difference with US is that they don't go over your stuff like apes if they found something unidentified, other than that they are as annoying as TSA when it comes to personal searches.

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u/80sBabyGirl 29d ago

Same in CDG. It's nothing unusual.

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u/caninehere 29d ago

Because there was an economic recession in 2000-2001 that a lot of people just forgot about because of the Great Recession that came later, and after 9/11 the US had the perfect excuse for a jobs program for people who were otherwise unemployable.

They couldn't justify adding even more to the already-bloated military budget (which is itself a huge jobs program in the US) so they used public anxiety over 9/11 (a terrorist attack that could have been stopped if the intelligence apparatus was working properly) and instead of instituting smaller reforms that would have solved the gaps in security they created the $100 billion+ money-suck that is TSA.

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u/dang3rmoos3sux 29d ago

Pat down process felt the the same to me in the UK as it did in the US.

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u/loamy 29d ago

my worst screenings have been flying through heathrow.

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u/izModar 29d ago

First flight I ever took the machine flagged something on me that caused me to be searched. I wasn't taken aside or anything, just patted down and groped in front of my friends and family. Straight up squeezed my balls. There was nothing, the scanner glitched or something.

Damn near wanted to just tell everyone to forget the trip and that I was going home.

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u/Curious_Charge9431 29d ago

The internal culture of DHS is bizarre. Surveillance state oriented with the customer service of riot police, empowered by laws made in the paranoia of the post 9/11 period, funded with far more money than they need for equipment, they use airport security as a power center.

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u/TorumShardal 29d ago

Anywhere else? That's too general of a statement.

Like, there is Israel's Ben Gurrion, "world's most secure airport", where you will be profiled, and have to pass behavioural interview, that may include telling everything about who you are, where you live and work, who are your friends, so on.
And there are other places like this.

From what I've seen, TSA is not, in any way, exceptional, except in making insecure lock standards.

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u/sproge 29d ago

Eh, the list of countries with TSA level of security theater is pretty darn short, so while it's not unique I think it's fair to call it pretty exceptional, especially with how wide spread it is. 🤷‍♂️

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u/ZePample 29d ago

Is it the only airport in israel?

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u/cyrusthemarginal 29d ago

i flew into Okinawa with a riggers knife with a big spike on it in my carry-on bag, they took it out and asked me about it and i had to explain it was a midshipmen's knife for cutting and undoing ship's ropes. Thing looks pretty deadly but they didn't freak out and let me go on after some discussion.

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u/warm_winds_whisper_ 29d ago

The terrorists won

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u/Fynn77 29d ago

It's no different on german airports. Was a true whiplash after the treatment I'm used to in Switzerland.

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u/SwordTaster 29d ago

I got it once for a fresh tattoo. Literally a day old, still wrapped up, a little inflamed still because FRESH tattoo. That was a painful pat down

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u/TheFuzzBums 29d ago

Same thing with my friend before an int flight. She was the only cis woman in the group but had to have a pat down due to tampon. You’d think they would be smarter about identifying this stuff.

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u/ShadowExistShadily 29d ago

It's a feature, not a bug.

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u/-KFBR392 29d ago

How could the equipment know if it’s a tampon or contraband though?

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u/LemonBoi523 29d ago

how would a patdown help if it's contraband?

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u/-KFBR392 29d ago

For a tampon I doubt it would and you'd likely need to do something more invasive to be sure, but for a pad a patdown likely would help.

I guess what's your solution, assume they're all tampons and pads and never check?

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u/LemonBoi523 29d ago

I wasn't offering a solution. I was asking what the point of a patdown would be to differentiate a tampon and contraband. No one said anything about pads

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u/-KFBR392 29d ago

The first comment we're all replying to is about pads. So is the comic.

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u/LemonBoi523 29d ago

The comic is about having a penis. She is trans. And I didn't ask about pads, even if someone else was talking about it.

This is a mess dude

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u/-KFBR392 29d ago

Oh ok, I totally didn't get that. Thanks

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u/PalePlumm 29d ago

But you could just line a pad with drugs then?

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u/ScentedFire 29d ago

PSST I don't care if people have a pad's worth of drugs. It's definitely not worth sacrificing civil rights over.

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u/PalePlumm 29d ago

I didn’t say it would be. Me asking a hypothetical doesn’t mean I’m implying anything outside of the hypothetical. I’m purely playing at how to theoretically commit a crime the same way somebody who writes murder mysteries isn’t actually a murderer.

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u/-KFBR392 29d ago

They'd have to be perfectly flat and pretty soft, and even then not that much of it. But sure that would work, end of the day no system is perfect.

It just seems like people want no hassle, perfect technology to identify all legal and illegal things, zero human interaction and touching, and also nothing invasive or time consuming. It's asking for the impossible.

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u/ohdoyoucomeonthen 29d ago

Drug dogs.

They don’t use them often, but that’s the gamble.

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u/PalePlumm 29d ago

Yeah I wouldn’t do this willingly, lol. But, like, if the cartel was forcing me it could be an option.

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u/TheFuzzBums 29d ago

That’s what needs to be improved. The equipment needs to be better for our privacy. Except nothing will be done for the benefit of the public. Thanks bureaucracy

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u/cantCme 29d ago

No cis men were harmed in this proces so it's all good!

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u/TheFuzzBums 29d ago

Hurray for the men, the only important demographic
https://giphy.com/gifs/dEdmW17JnZhiU

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u/filthy_harold 29d ago edited 29d ago

How much cancer do you want? There's only so much energy you can shoot at a human before bad stuff starts happening. And on top of that, TSA isn't just looking for metal objects which happen to be the easiest to detect. The type of scanners currently in use are mmWave but the issue with them is that something simple like a sweaty shirt will produce an anomaly. Backscatter machines worked better but they do require exposing someone to a low dose of ionizing x-ray radiation. The TSA did roll these out in 2011 but people got upset because it was too good at seeing under clothing, you basically look bald and naked on the screen.

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u/-KFBR392 29d ago

I mean that's easy to say but it's hard to do. You'd need to make an equipment that can tell if it's a tampon or some other thing, while also not being overly invasive or taking a long time per passenger, because either of those issues would make it a non-starter for majority of passengers and airports.

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u/VixKnacks 29d ago

I got flagged while on my period and wearing a menstrual disc. The amount of joy I took in explaining to a grumpy, uncomfortable old man that it was a tiny silicone cup that collects blood inside my body while his much younger male coworker stood behind him covering his mouth and giggling had me in a great mood the whole rest of that trip.

Congrats Gerald now we are both gonna be uncomfortable. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Natural_Garbage7674 29d ago

My bra strap was twisted and SHE SNAPPED IT BACK INTO PLACE

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u/robroy78 29d ago

How nice of her!

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u/s0m3on3outthere 29d ago

I got felt up because of pasties. I don't wear a bra and my shirt was slightly see through, so I slapped on skin toned silicone pasties. As the TSA agent put the back of her hands against my breasts and asked questions, I informed her I had a piercing and was wearing pasties and she waved me through, chuckling.

It'd have been nice if they had asked before flagging me for a pat down instead of making me answer during, but the agent was at least gentle and professional.

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u/Houdinii1984 29d ago

I have travel pants. THey're the only pair of jeans I have that feel like sweats I don't mind flying in them. They have embroidery over the back pocket. Apparently it's a metallic thread used. After the 4th time going through the scanner I thought it was because I've gotten in trouble in the past or something.

I got frustrated and finally asked, and the guy said "you have half a roll of foil on your ass...sir"

Now they're my 'I'm not going anywhere' pants.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 29d ago

That's super unfortunate but at least you did get buzzed for this

https://nypost.com/2022/11/10/woman-caught-at-airport-carrying-boyfriends-ashes-inside-sex-toy/

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u/Amaz1ngEgg 29d ago

That's a wild title

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 29d ago

It's a wild event

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u/Hatefulvesper 29d ago

Everybody mourns differently

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u/Juronell 29d ago

She makes jokes about it constantly on social media. Aus Sarah on IG.

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u/theREALvolno 29d ago

Oh to be loved that dearly…

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u/-bonos- 29d ago

Right? This is now how I'd like to be put to rest. Add it to the will.

Though the article said she had to call her dad to get help from the embassy. I can't imagine how awkward that conversation was XD

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u/Street_Umbreon 29d ago

I got pulled aside because a spot in my head was lighting up. They asked if I had a metal plate and I said no. But I did say I have epilepsy so maybe that’s what caused it to light up. And it did light up on the side of my brain where the seizures start.

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u/Edwardteech 29d ago

My crotch always gets felt up when i fly. 

I always tell em they should buy me dinner first.

If im gonna be uncomfortable we both are.

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u/Kh0shekh 29d ago

I'd recently given birth and my pelvic floor was...not great the last time I flew somewhere. Sneezed in the TSA line and peed myself right before the xray thing. Got flagged and the agent said very loudly how she had to check a "sensitive area" if I wanted to go somewhere private. I was super embarrassed and just wanted to go as soon as possible so declined to go to a second location and just got felt up over my clothes right there. TSA got a hand covered in pee and let me go. I was mortified.

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u/Bulky_Acadia9152 29d ago

every freaking time - "that's my period underwear, you're welcome to poke around!"

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u/khaleesi-90 29d ago

This happened to me last time i flew and i said i had a tampon in. the person said the machine isn't that invasive...which is interesting cause it didn't happen on the way out when i wasn't on it. to make it worse i was in a dress so they gloved up and put their hands up my dress....

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u/Budget_Zombie4078 29d ago

Me too! I always wonder if it's because I wear a cup and it might show I have something inside me!

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u/Fynn77 29d ago

I'm a trans guy and airport personnel tends to think I'm wearing a bomb vest (or whatever) and not a binder. Which is about equally as uncomfortable when they suddenly notice their error after 20 seconds of touching up my chest. I feel you. 🤣

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u/Mallieeee 29d ago

Same !!!!

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u/Majestic_Recording_5 29d ago

Yep, is happened to me too 🥲 it's because it's an area with more material than they expect.

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u/Fner 29d ago

My bra usually gets the monitor going.

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u/silversappho 29d ago

this happened to me too until i switched brands. apparently some of them have traces of metal in them

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u/jktollander 29d ago

Hey, me too! Only I get it because I’m a fairly tall, butch lesbian. So it either flags my chest (the titty fairy never visited some of us) or my groin (‘sir, where is your penis?’). So it’s groin karate chops for me every time!

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u/Erin_Derrick_Art 29d ago

It detects higher levels of moisture or thicker areas of "fabric".

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u/Beautiful_Crow6252 29d ago

New fear unlocked

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u/VerbalThermodynamics 28d ago

TSOs have to get their jollies one way or another.

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u/Mental-Seesaw-1449 29d ago

Are you flying internationally? In the US I've flown many times and never had anything like this happen.

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u/Eden1117_98 29d ago

have you tried changing it just before security?