The concept and combination of technology is impressive, but this brag in so many ways seems tone deaf given the other problems we are facing as a society, and a great deal of the challenges seem to occur because there is a part of this nation where there is no accountability. How can this be anything other than a trillionaire's pet project?

Rears decided to let me know them too 🤦

it's the same litter..

A flyer* befitting the café

*sorry for the typo, it’s obviously a flyer.

....my defenders are missing

Spamming my actual mailbox isn’t going to win you my vote. Such a waste of paper. Straight into the recycling bin. ♻️

Because apparently somehow, someway my Jeep battery got drained last night and I have to find a way to my storage unit to get my jump box. 😂

Well this sucks(pun intended), only reason i’m cracking(pun intended) these jokes is so that you guys can’t do it first.

My life is a major shitstorm right now, to top it all off i was trying to remove this phone holder from my windshield, and the suction is so strong that it cracked the windshield. Amazing work.

Anyone know how I can remove this thing without it taking glass with it? It’s like trying to lift Thor’s hammer.

Edit:

YES, I already tried pulling the tab. That was step 1.

II don’t know if this was worse than the time a workmate swapped the ‘M’ and ‘N’ buttons on my work keyboard.

I requested "Do not sell/share" under CCPA and this was their response.

Translation: "Don't worry, you gave us consent to sell you data by agreeing to our terms, so we will sell your data"

My brother said he finished sweeping so that I could mop, went to mop, and noticed there was a bunch of stuff the mop was tossing around, so I had to sweep for him, and this is what I got. This is why I hate cleaning a room with other people.

If someone makes a cheapskate offer on something I'm already selling for not very much money, I always check their profiles to see what they're selling. 9 times out of 10, they'll have similar stuff listed for wayyyy more expensive. I'm sorry, but if you think a Soap and Glory giftset is worth £15, you can pay the £3 I'm asking for mine. Take your £1.80 offer and stick it up your Soap and Glory hole.

Phone rings

Me picks up: "(company name) this is (my name)"

Customer: "Hi is this (company name)?

Me: "Yes this is (company name)"

Me inside: I just Fucking said that! You obviously specifically called us Who the Fuck do you think it is.

Nothing makes Christmas time feel less special than. Seeing the decorations up for 2 and a half months.

It wasn’t even 8 am in the morning. I usually pretty good and breaking out that protective ring. It did not feel as sturdy as it has previously.

When I first moved into this apartment, the eco wash cycle was $1.25 and is what I used. Then one day the landlord put electrical tape over it and up-charged to $3 for the eco cycle which makes it the most expensive by far. Now I can’t use the eco cycle and have to cough up an extra $0.25 for every wash.

Accidentally bought fabric spray in the exact same scent as my current bathroom anti-stank spray. I realize this only as I was spraying my couches. My living room now,.to me, smells like a toilet.