Imagine this. You're playing swingball with your crayon eater little cousin. You're giving him a serious ass kicking. He's starting to snivel because he's losing so hard. You're really giving it everything you've got and you're giving the entire family BBQ a spectacle on your swingball prowess.

Your little cousin is about to burst into tears from the feeling of failiure and suddenly your uncle comes over. "Right, I think it's time to eat.... Lets say... next point wins?"

Your little cousin is ecstatic. Finally after his pitifully weak performance he rejoices at finally having a chance. You still effortlessly kick his ass for the 19th time.

Your uncle puts his hands on his hips and say "lets call that a draw". He celebrates and meanwhile you're left to simmer alone with the feeling of injustice.

Your entire performance is discredited by someone else imposing their rules upon your game.

Hi, Pooh family! 🧡🐻

I asked my assistant to post some good videos of me. You deserve to see this much cuteness in motion. 🤭

For my new Pooh fans, here’s my story…

I was abandoned in a hotel room with a bleeding paw. I ended up in a shelter, where I spent a few days waiting for someone to notice me.

My assistant came to rescue a black kitty, but another rescue had picked her up just minutes earlier. Then the shelter staff mentioned me: an orange, “aggressive” kitty who would be euthanized the next morning.

“But I checked the list. He wasn’t on it,” she said.

“We’re going to add him.”

And just like that, I had one evening to find someone who would choose me. 💔

My assistant already had several cats with medical needs. She wasn’t planning to bring home another one.

But she chose me.

At home, we were both a little scared of each other. Everything was new to me, and apparently she had never seen such a huge cat.

Excuse me, ma’am. I’m a family pack. 😤🧡

The next day, we had our first proper meeting. She sat quietly on the bed while I watched from the window. I decided to make the first move.

“Hi.”

“Hi, how are you?” she said.

I came closer for a few gentle pets… and within 15 minutes, I was her baby. 🥹

The lady at the front desk told my assistant, “He’s not a nice cat. He’s aggressive. If you ever bring him back, we’ll euthanize him immediately.”

My assistant brought me home anyway. And within 15 minutes of our first proper meeting, that “not nice” cat was purring and asking for more pets. Turns out, I had a whole lot of love waiting for someone who would give me a chance. 🧡

Then she shared my pictures here, you started calling me Pooh Bear, and now I’m YOUR Pooh Bear.

I recently had entropion surgery because my eyelids were turning inward, making my eyes painful and cloudy and affecting my vision. My eyelashes were rubbing against my corneas. But I kept being a sweet boy, even when I was hurting.

I’m still healing, and I might need another surgery, so I’m not officially available for adoption yet. My assistant also thinks I might not hear properly.

Maybe I’m just ignoring her. A gentleman needs some privacy. 🤭

Many of you have kindly asked how to help with my treatment. My medical expenses are covered right now, so we don’t need monetary donations for my care. Thank you for caring about me so much. 🧡

If you’d still like to send me something, I happily accept food and toys. Being a family pack comes with a family-sized appetite. 😋 And your love and good wishes are always welcome.

Sending every one of you a big, soft Pooh hug. Thank you for choosing to love me, too. 🐻🧡

Annnd here's the article I got this from. Apparently it's a tribute to how Bill Gates credited him in Windows 1.0.

https://www.threads.com/share/_5Zofu7jE/

• Joi Kayla Axem

• Kerri Danielle Barnes

• Nilajah Nyota Buchanan (Biology major, interned at NASA, heading to Emory for cardiology - has ambitions to address cardiovascular health disparities)

• Yasmin Aleksandria Davis

• Alaynah Eldridge (Double major in English Education and Literature)

• Darren Raymond Hall

• Keevion Hardamon (First-generation double major in electrical/computer engineering. Secured engineering position with NextEra Energy)

• Charniece Elliana Jones

• Brooklyn Monae Macklin

• Leah D. Saunders