r/shittyaskscience • u/johnnybiggles • 8h ago

Debate: If a unit of Zacharia is half a Scaramucci, otherwise known as a "mooch", which is half of that, then we should refer to it as a zach, which is exactly half of Zacharia

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5/10 vs 4/8 right? I want no suprise when we inevitably get lazy and abbreviate to a unit of 'zach'. 4 syllables is just too much for science, hence 'mooch' being the official unit. Also, what is it with halves? Do you think we'll get a newer measurement unit before year-end? Maybe a half of a half of a half?

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r/shittyaskscience • u/Pangyun • 23h ago

During world war 2, did the siberian huskies try to maul the german shepherds to help with the war effort, or did they behave like regular dogs and had s3x with one another?

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I really hope they did maul the german shepherds, or else that would be unpatriotic.

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r/shittyaskscience • u/Samskritam • 20h ago

We figured out the speed of light, has anyone calculated the speed of dark?

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Iā€™m thinking instead of miles per second dark would be measured in inches per zacharia?

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r/shittyaskscience • u/TeacupOfSkepticism • 12h ago

Some vegetables are over 90 percent water by mass. Seeing as they are so good at retaining moisture, if they evolve to be self-aware will they out compete desert critters such as scorpions?

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