r/shittyaskscience • u/Samskritam • 20h ago
We figured out the speed of light, has anyone calculated the speed of dark?
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Iām thinking instead of miles per second dark would be measured in inches per zacharia?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Pangyun • 23h ago
During world war 2, did the siberian huskies try to maul the german shepherds to help with the war effort, or did they behave like regular dogs and had s3x with one another?
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I really hope they did maul the german shepherds, or else that would be unpatriotic.
r/shittyaskscience • u/johnnybiggles • 8h ago
Debate: If a unit of Zacharia is half a Scaramucci, otherwise known as a "mooch", which is half of that, then we should refer to it as a zach, which is exactly half of Zacharia
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5/10 vs 4/8 right? I want no suprise when we inevitably get lazy and abbreviate to a unit of 'zach'. 4 syllables is just too much for science, hence 'mooch' being the official unit. Also, what is it with halves? Do you think we'll get a newer measurement unit before year-end? Maybe a half of a half of a half?