(Transferred cash to savings, paid a bill, and THEN my other bank decided to reject the whole transfer due to a transaction that appeared too late on their end)

I was recently in the supermarket checking out in self checkout. One of my items was not scanning so I had to wait while they got a price. Meanwhile, I noticed a penny in the coin return , I put it in my pocket. don’t you think the self checkout monitor admonished me about searching for change and keeping it and that I was not allowed to do that ,all over a penny.This obvious senior citizen needs every penny .

Took the kids for the free build-but brought it home for them to work on. Didn’t realize I was signing up for a sanding project instead.

Pimple patch to try to help it go away! 🤞😖

Seriously why are they still called "wagon" wheels when they more resemble a training wheel? When I was a kid albeit many moons ago I remember it took numerous bites to finish one but this one was gone in two. I know everything is big when you're a kid but these have definitely Fallen victim to the shrinkage epidemic. Am I right?

I eat Orrington Farms chicken base broth everyday and just but a new pack today. It now has been ruined 😔 I am allergic has gluten so I need to find a new broth. And looks like crappy cheese 😠

Moved into this place recently and heard the boom with the sound of glass shards hitting the floor while home. I was about to shower for the day and go on a date later. Still finding random chunks of glass each time I go back.

Needed new bath mats anyways.

I mean I guess I could still use it to get some privacy. I just want to walk naked around my house.

The concept and combination of technology is impressive, but this brag in so many ways seems tone deaf given the other problems we are facing as a society, and a great deal of the challenges seem to occur because there is a part of this nation where there is no accountability. How can this be anything other than a trillionaire's pet project?

Rears decided to let me know them too 🤦

it's the same litter..

A flyer* befitting the café

*sorry for the typo, it’s obviously a flyer.

....my defenders are missing

Spamming my actual mailbox isn’t going to win you my vote. Such a waste of paper. Straight into the recycling bin. ♻️

Because apparently somehow, someway my Jeep battery got drained last night and I have to find a way to my storage unit to get my jump box. 😂

Well this sucks(pun intended), only reason i’m cracking(pun intended) these jokes is so that you guys can’t do it first.

My life is a major shitstorm right now, to top it all off i was trying to remove this phone holder from my windshield, and the suction is so strong that it cracked the windshield. Amazing work.

Anyone know how I can remove this thing without it taking glass with it? It’s like trying to lift Thor’s hammer.

Edit:

YES, I already tried pulling the tab. That was step 1.

II don’t know if this was worse than the time a workmate swapped the ‘M’ and ‘N’ buttons on my work keyboard.