r/MurderedByWords • • 1d ago

People will remember a true warrior

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u/nowhereman136 1d ago

I'm a Disney nerd and always wanted to work at Disney World. I wanted to talk with guests from all over the world and make magic. When they hired me, they stuck me in the kitchen with no guest interaction. It sucked

Still, I made the best of it. I overloaded the fries and even hide extra nuggets under the fries. My little way of making magic from behind the scenes

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u/sentient_salami 1d ago

What a sad personal story. l’m sure your magic made some kids their days a little more special.

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u/nowhereman136 1d ago

I eventually got transfered to attractions and nighttime shows, where I wanted to be, but the first few months sucked. Disney in general kinda sucks to work for. The job itself is fine but the various levels of management is a pain in the ass

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u/TheBestHater 11h ago

The main things I hear from employees who worked at Disney (on the front end) is that they loved interacting with the guests, but that management didn't treat them well and the pay was pretty shitty for what they expected of their staff.

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u/nowhereman136 11h ago

The pay was ok. It couldve been better but its not the worst in Central Florida

The main problem was the various levels of management. Its very easy to get promoted at Disney. If you are in a position for longer than a year, you are basically guaranteed to move up a rung or two. The problem is a lot of these people (or at least the ones i worked with), have very little management or leadership skills. They are just focused on their next promotion. So they treat lower cast poorly and often dont communicate with each other very well. You have a whole slew of bosses and each one has their own agenda and biases. The first time i got fired (yeah, its a long story), i complained about one my my bosses to their boss, who sided with me. The one i had a problem with fired me a week later for a make up reason.

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u/Boco 1d ago

I got one of those extra nuggets before when sharing an order with my kid. Thanks for being a hero.

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u/Responsible-Stick-50 1d ago

You know how happy you are to get an extra nugget as a kid? Ranks right up there with finding a four leaf clover, or the bottom of your drumstick ice cream being solid chocolate. When you're a kid, it's the little things that are magic. ♥️🤙🌈

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u/isecore 𓆝 Make Trout-slapping Great Again 𓆟 1d ago

Brenda out simping for capitalism.

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u/RecipeSpecialist2745 1d ago

Actually if they pay for it, it’s not stealing. If they get a free upsize, then that called promoting one’s business. I bet there is a huge return client base. I would love to look at the figures for that Mac Donald’s.

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u/Klusterphuck67 1d ago

This happened to me, not a mc donald, just a local food chain.

The one ~30m from my house for the same price has less meat and pickles in the banh mi, while the store about half a km away give noticably more. That's my go-to one going back from campus to home

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u/apathiest58 1d ago

We have a new (temp thankfully) manager that is obsessed with food costs. Pizzas on his shifts are noticeably "thin" on toppings. Add understaffing to save on labor, and now he's freaking out because customer satisfaction is plummeting. 🙄

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u/WeirdSysAdmin 1d ago

The one thing people like that don’t understand is it’s significantly more difficult to regain customers than to get your original customers. So then they go into a cycle of increasing quality again, only to be forced to cut it again because customers didn’t return.

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u/shadedmagus 1d ago

Capitalism believers really don't seem to understand how ephemeral trust is once they get exposed to ludicrous levels of money. It takes a strong-willed and dedicated business leader (and board, for public companies) to resist shareholder howling.

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u/iconocrastinaor 1d ago

"Food is cheap, customers are expensive."

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u/Allegorist 1d ago edited 1d ago

Dominoes did this really well like ~20ish years ago when they rebranded from the cardboard + plastic-cheese pizza they were known for to closer to what we have today. Then they went and jacked up their prices (seemingly moreso than elsewhere), making it only financially worth it even with the redesign if everything is affected by a particularly strong discount/deal/coupon. Their base prices are now like the same as if you went to a local artisinal pizzeria with quality ingredients, so there is really no reason to choose the bulk, mass-distributed, frozen/canned variation they offer even if it is decent when all put together.

At the time of the original redesign though, they were losing customers left and right and it had become a meme how bad the quality was, their one thing they had going for them was that it was cheapish and available for delivery (pre-doordash type models this was very uncommon), as well as open late. But despite those more unique aspects I'm pretty sure they were failing. Then they did a full overhaul of everything from aesthetic, to ingredient sourcing, to the pizzas themselves, paying particular attention to their "cardboard crust". They made a big marketing campaign basically apologizing for the previous quality while advertising the changes, and it actually worked quite well (at least until their more modern problems). One of the best examples of this phenomenon I can think of.

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u/Jeremiad-Kain 1d ago

And yet I still hear people talk about how bad dominoes is, and then I ask them when the last time they had any they say like twenty years ago. Trust is hard to earn back indeed. They're decent in a pinch, but the prices are absurd when we have local stores that can deliver consistent top quality pizza for way less.

But the real tragedy for me is pizza hut. I grew up with them being pretty great for a big chain, but ever since they rebranded as wingstreet they've gotten worse and worse. Nowadays I'd rather go to little Caesars or heat up a red baron.

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u/PaedarTheViking 10h ago

Gen-Xers are bad for this, they will stand by a brand but if they feel burned by a company for any reason it is hard to get us back as a customer.

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u/Rndysasqatch 18h ago

Yeah I really miss high quality Pizza Hut pizza. I would even keep buying it today over my local place once in awhile.

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u/Jeremiad-Kain 16h ago

Man, me too. Book-it was one of the best promotions anyone has ever come up with. I read so many books that I wouldn't have otherwise in elementary just for the free personal pan pizzas. Before wingstreet our local pizza hut used to do a pizza buffet thing during lunch hours too that was great.

All that good will sacrificed on the altar of mediocre buffalo wings.

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u/Lord_Oasis 1d ago

I’m pretty sure they’re using the model of “base price is outrageously expensive but there’s always some kind of massive sale” so you constantly think “oh man there’s a huge sale I should get it, think of all the savings.” I don’t think I’ve ever ordered dominos and not gotten like 35-50% off the total

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u/Teehus 1d ago

I had a manager at the pub I worked at, who was mainly in charge of large bookings/events. One day she came downstairs from her office at the end of the lunch rush and complained that the bar was overflowing with dirty glasses. We had 2-3 people working bar that day for ~250 guests. There was no way they could have served customers and cleaned glasses simultaneously. The venue manager always understaffed us and people were stressed. A temp venue manager came in and actually rostered enough people, the work got done, people were more relaxed working was actually enjoyable. That lasted for a few weeks when he got told by head office to reduce staff cost.

The parent company also made half a billion in profits and then cut staff discounts in half to be more sustainable. I stopped charging for drinks at that point. Bunch of cunts.

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u/scrubtart 1d ago

A microcosm of enshittification

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u/LowKeyNaps 1d ago

The local bagel shops by me compete over what a "baker's dozen" entails. The current winner stands at 16. They're already noted for having the best bagels in the county, no small feat for this area. The bonus bagels just add to the glory.

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u/linerva 1d ago

Bakers dozen inflation- the good kind if inflation

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u/ChampionshipIll3675 1d ago

Healthy competition - Healthy capitalism

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u/spndl1 1d ago

I ordered from a local place on a food delivery app (not plugging the app, they're irrelevant here). At about the time my driver was supposed to pick up my order, it was cancelled out of the blue.

In the middle of lunch rush, the place I ordered food called me and apologized, said the driver cancelled my order and told me to put another order through. He was going to cancel my order so I wasn't charged and then he was going to give me the food for both orders.

So I got an entire extra meal for free because the guy took time out of his day to make sure I got my food and a little extra for my trouble. I get food from there all the time now.

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u/GrittyGambit 1d ago

I was a bartender for about a decade and two places I've worked had a running comp tab, every manager/bartender was given a certain amount each shift to "spend" on customers and establish/secure new and existing regular customers (as long as the items were accounted for). Oh, it's your first time here? Let me buy your first drink! Happy birthday, here's a free shot! It was so nice to finally meet your family, the appetizer is on me, I hope you guys enjoyed your dinner!

I also worked at a tourist trap where they weighed the liquor bottles and compared the missing units to the sold units in the computer system so they could narrow down who was overpouring and fire them. Six bartenders started the season and I was one of two to make it to the end. They would make us do blind pour tests every shift to see if we could pour an ounce and a quarter (don't even get me started on the argument I had with management about shot size) without measuring, because it looked bad to the customers when we had to quantify in front of them how much we were ripping them off by using a jigger. Which was a little confusing considering their policy when management pissed off a customer was to say, "We don't have regulars in the tourist industry, it doesn't matter if they come back. We got their dollar today and we'll get somebody else's dollar tomorrow."

All the places I worked are still around, but I can tell you which one SHOULDN'T be.

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u/superluminal 1d ago

I have never seen someone call it "a McDonald". That's what they should call this one with the one-humped arch.

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u/Iguessimonredditnow 1d ago

That's an old location. The very early McDonald's had the single Arch, and a few of them maintain that if they've been around long enough

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u/Rndysasqatch 18h ago

Happened to me a Boston Market. Our store was the highest money made in the whole large area and people from the company would come by to see what we were doing right. Me and the others would actually fill those plates partitions up to the top like they were designed but was always getting shit from the boss to "only give ONE scoop of sides. Not one and a half. Not two" Customers got pissed if boss was around and I wasn't filling them as high. I hate saving a penny now to screw us over later.

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u/furyfrog 1d ago

I took my teenage boys to see the new Spiderman at our local theater. I splurged on 2 large popcorn and 3 large drinks, it cost a fortune. The guy did extra butter on that popcorn perfectly! Then they said if we wanted refills just to come back out and come up to the side. I almost thought he wasn't serious, but then two dudes came out and got a refill on their Icee's! WTF! I've always wanted a refill of my dang Icee! They'll get my repeat business, but I've also got to pay rent so it might not be until the next Avengers movie.

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u/iconocrastinaor 1d ago

Huh. At Regal theaters, a large always comes with a free refill.

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u/furyfrog 1d ago

Damn it, wish I'd known that years and years ago! 🤦

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u/iconocrastinaor 1d ago edited 1d ago

To clarify: yeah, I'm referring to the bucket.

I bring an empty sack into the theater, order a bucket, unbuttered.

I ask if they'll give me the butter oil on the side, and sometimes they will, sometimes they won't.

I pour half the popcorn into the sack and give it to my wife, because she prefers unbuttered.

Then I pour my side of butter oil into the bucket, shake, and enjoy. If they wouldn't give it to me, I take my half bucket back to the desk and ask them to add it. They've never said no to that.

Then after the movie I ask them for my free refill with butter oil.

Theater popcorn's expensive, but that's the best deal - - usually cheaper than two smalls, let alone mediums. And you get the bonus free popcorn.

Edit: typos and clarifications

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u/Mister_Mints 1d ago edited 1d ago

That's basically the business model for Five Guys. Whatever size fries you order you get a pot filled with them, then they stick another scoop in the bag too.

Works well for them.

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u/Ancalagon1an 1d ago

omg when the first five guys opened in germany the reviews online where full with people annoyed by this. "its unhygienic" "my bag was full with fries disgusting"...I hate it here haha

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u/impshial 1d ago

As if the inside of your fry container has any stricter regulations towards cleanliness

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u/DestructionIsBliss 1d ago

Actually, yes, containers that are supposed to be in direct contact with food have different standards for hygienic safety than containers for other containers (I believe the relevant standard is DIN 10502, but don't quote me on that.) In fairness to Five Guys, I have no idea whether their bags actually meet the standard, but since overflowing fries are a legitimate part of their business model, I would assume some lawyer made sure to have a look at their quality control in this section when they first started expanding into the EU. I love it here lol

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u/impshial 1d ago

Well, as often as Mcdonald's, Wendy's, Burger king, Rally's, and every other fast food place on the planet just throws their fries in the bag causing said fries to spill all over the inside of the bag, I would hope that the bags are supposed to meet the same standards as the containers.

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u/DestructionIsBliss 1d ago

Never heard of Rally's and Wendy's is to my knowledge legally barred from operating in the EU cause they tried to bully small businesses which blew up in their face, so I'm guessing you're from the US. And I feel confident in assuring you that over here the remaining businesses certainly don't just throw fries around (except Five Guys). I'm not gonna pretend they're airtight sealed in their separate containers, but whenever I got McDonald's or Burger King, the fries certainly aren't just strewn about. Sure, a few end up outside occasionally, but most definitely aren't.

Edit: I just became consciously aware that we're trying to have a discussion about the placement of fries in paper bags. I think it's time for both of us to get off Reddit lmao

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u/jimdil4st 1d ago

If you've heard of Checkers, than that's basically the same as Rallys. They're owned by the same company and have an almost identical menu and branding. If you've not heard of either than its just another burger shop similar to Wendy's, but certainly no where near the same market share.

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u/impshial 1d ago

I bet there is a huge return client base.

Absolutely.

"The Wendy's down on 4th never puts enough condiments on their burgers. But the one down on Carroll Street always does. Let's go there instead"

"The Taco Bell downtown always overstuffs their burritos and tacos. We're definitely going to hit that one"

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u/daretoeatapeach 1d ago

There's a donut shop in the Mission that would always give us extra donuts. So even though I'm not in the habit of buying donuts we got in the habit of buying donuts when I'm in that neighborhood.

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u/HalfCentury2019 1d ago

I had a friend named Charlie in HS that would hook us up like this at the local Chick-fil-A. We started calling Chuck-fiilin-A & went there whenever he was working. Fries & soda have ridiculous margins, so it doesn’t really hurt those franchises much

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u/Mangert 1d ago

McDonalds makes little to no money on food, the stealing doesn’t affect them. It affects the Franchisee who rents and licenses from McDonalds.

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u/tinaismediocre 1d ago

Literally, who cares?

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u/IkerWanKenobi 1d ago

Wage theft is not stealing, but adding an extra chicken nugget that would've ended up thrown in the trash is. People actually go around life thinking like this

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u/SlogurkTheOverslime 1d ago

It's only stealing when poor people benefit from it

Otherwise it's just sparkling incentivization

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u/TrannosaurusRegina 1d ago

💯💯💯💯💯

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u/weed_cutter 1d ago

Maybe it is stealing in some fashion but who gives a shit. ...

Dude is a modern day Robin Hood.

We're living in a Tech Oligarchy so the robber barons we gotta worry about we all know by name.

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u/merhB 1d ago

Yep! "The Chicken Nuggets Of Wrath."

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u/helsinkirocks 1d ago

Had me in the first half not gonna lie

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u/ao01_design 1d ago

I came to the comments to learn what STFUAMYODB meant but no one is talking about it? I'm lost after ...Fuck up...

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u/Logical-Context8782 1d ago

I think it’s “shut the fuck up and mind your own damn business.”

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u/addie2baddie 1d ago edited 1d ago

He was just asking what the acronym means, no need to be hostile

Edit: TY all for the upvotes ah be awards, enjoy your Friday!!

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u/Logical-Context8782 1d ago

😄I had to be really careful to include the quotation marks!

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u/arfelo1 1d ago

Would have been funnier if you didn't

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u/ChaoticDumpling 1d ago

Booooo! Take the upvote

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u/erniebacon 1d ago

Fuck man, I thought it was "shut the fuck up and make your own damn burger"

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u/AnticPosition 1d ago

I thought "stfu, Amy, Ol Dirty Bastard."

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u/bman86 1d ago

That's exactly where I landed without any outside influence.

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u/frickindeal 1d ago

Damn, I thought I was so clever.

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u/kody9998 1d ago

Dude I was so convinced it was this as well lmao

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u/BrownBearCLE 1d ago

I thought it was Mind Yourself Old Dirty Bitch" but yours makes a lot more sense.

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u/thehakujin82 1d ago

Haha yeah I was pretty close to this version as well. I like it more.

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u/ao01_design 1d ago

Thank you.

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u/kwenlu 1d ago

I support Greg but does he really have a valid "mind your own business" response when he's the one publicly admitting to what he's doing?

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u/DigiSmackd 1d ago

I love how dude publicly posts something in a place intended for discourse and then is all "mind your own business" when someone has the audacity to comment on their public post.

Like, dude - YOU put your business out there. No one was minding it until you did that.

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u/Jealous_Address1257 1d ago

Shut the fuck up and mind your own damn business, if i had to take a guess.

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u/Defiant-Dot3865 1d ago

Oh I thought it was ‘shut the fuck up and make your own damn burger’

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u/TheStanleyParablegic 1d ago

In hindsight "mind you own damn business" makes so much more sense but I came to the same conclusion as you and didn't even question it

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u/PlatonicTroglodyte 1d ago

I don’t know that “mind your own damn business” actually does “make sense” here, even though I agree that’s what is being said. The man posted this information unprompted on social media…it’s literally an invitation for others to mind his business.

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u/ao01_design 1d ago

With the other one below, two guess make a right it seems. Thank you.

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u/Adhdendum 1d ago

My interpretation was "shut the fuck up and may you overdose bitch" 😭

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u/jappening 1d ago

So isn't "shrinkflation" also stealing, then? Why the double standard when it works against the consumer? people are brainwashed into loving systemic capitalism, even when it does nothing but hurt them.

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u/Following-Complete 1d ago

Its so crazy. Companies can do crazy anticonsumer stuff and half the consumers defend them.

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u/Durzio 14h ago

Its only a crime when poor people do it.

Theft? Most prevalent form in the US is wage theft.

Violence? The state literally has a monopoly on violence.

Murder? Check Brian Thompsons KDR.

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u/RedJohn04 1d ago

Her profile picture is the free pumpkin latte she got after complaining to the manager.

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u/Patanned 1d ago

wait...what? a conservative turns out to also be a hypocrite!???

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u/chelicerate-claws 1d ago

Most expected haircut ever.

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u/No-Version-4077 1d ago

I used to work in KFC and would often put a bit of extra chicken in a meal, didn't mess with the fillets though, they genuinely counted those bad boys.

The corn on the cob was treated like gold as well, if one went missing you better have your alibi straight.

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u/Habaneroe12 1d ago

At Taco Bell they had company auditors that would randomly go through the drive thru and check for order accuracy, freshness etc. They also tracked inventory closely and could likely see a “trend” with this and investigate this is why I don’t believe these stories.

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u/killerzeestattoos 1d ago

It's usually the other way around, they don't give you nearly enough for what you're paying and usually leave out a nugget

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u/kudosmog 1d ago

I highly doubt they do that anymore or the store by me would be closed by now. They get the order wrong more often than not, foods often times not fresh or poorly cooked, hardly any meat, orders take forever, the list goes on. I've been reporting them every time and nothing's changed. It's been like this for years. I still go there because it's the only one in between the hockey rink and my house and I'm pretty dumb just hoping they'll finally get better.

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u/DetonatingFlower 1d ago

Taco Bell ALWAYS leaves me with at least one less item that I ordered. Always. I’m starting to think that’s their business model

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u/Kdcjg 1d ago

They would do this at the franchises stores or the company owned stores?

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u/TooDamagedToLove 1d ago

Not stealing, it's not bait and switching. It's giving customer what they paid for. It's giving them what the actual pictures of the food you are purchasing depicts.

What all places do is actually steal and fraud their customers because they will show an overflowing fry box yet give you 15 fries in a large.

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u/djdirectdrive 1d ago

You nailed it. When I worked at a McDonald's 30+ years ago the franchise owner wanted us to leave the fry containers flat when we filled them so not as many fries would fit. Maliciously complied by leaving it flat but jamming it full.

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u/Groovychick1978 1d ago

When I received those (and I checked bc $), I would pop them out, let the fries slide to the bottom, and hand them back. You usually didn't have to say anything.

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u/JakkoThePumpkin 1d ago

Greg's a real one

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u/theoriginalmofocus 1d ago

Im also a Greg, this is just our code. Youll hear of others with our name, that dont pass the vibe. But, theyre not with us.

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u/gundam1945 1d ago

If that's stealing, then sometimes when food is not filled to the standard. It is stealing and can be sued?

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u/BoingBoingBooty 1d ago

Companies put little bullshits at the bottom of labeling saying shit like "average contents" so that if it's short on size they can point to that and go, hur dur, we never said it was actually that size.

Well I guess that shit goes both ways. Fuck em.

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u/killerzeestattoos 1d ago

Exactly, especially since they raised the prices with no improvement with overall quality

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u/impshial 1d ago

And with smaller sizes.

Wendy's burgers used to be huge and spilled way over the bun on all four corners.

McDonald's burgers used to be thicker.

Taco Bell's nacho Bellagrande lost a third of it's content when they moved to a new, smaller container.

But everything got more expensive

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u/Odd_Teach683 1d ago

Sued?!? That’s criminal! Have them arrested! /s

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u/ffuca 1d ago

Technically yes. You can take them to small claims. But generally the judge would expect that you give the business an opportunity to remedy (fill up your order).

This would be more applicable to a situation where you got your bathroom remodeled but the contractor didn’t complete the job. You would then sue them.

You should watch more peoples court.

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u/bong_residue 1d ago

People’s court is fake tv court lol. I wouldn’t tell anyone to get advice there, what a bad take.

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u/bnestrm 1d ago

Duh Brenduh

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u/PamPoovey78 1d ago

That gets repeat business for sure

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u/UdatManav 1d ago

Always! I worked a cafe and we used to sell coke for ₹20 above MRP. When you pour it in a glass it wouldn’t fill the glass to the top so I would open another can and top it off for free. Most of the time I just payed for the can like im drinking it, and i did in fact drink if there was any left in the can. But usually a single can would perfectly top off 3 glasses.
This was not something I’d tell anyone till this one time a costumer (who had the same glass at home) pointed out that a can doesn’t fill the glass all the way. The moment people found out “you get extra coke if you order a can” the demand went through the roof. We had to get another fridge just for coke.
What I still don’t understand is, coke still costs more at the cafe, instead of making 20 I probably only make 10 on top, but you can go to the grocery store next door and buy the same can 20 bucks cheaper.
People just love the idea of free stuff I guess, even if it isn’t really free.

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u/Patanned 1d ago

love it! an american hero in the truest sense!

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u/IlGreven 1d ago

"Yeah, that's called stealing."

"And the fact that I don't make enough to live isn't?"

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u/Lejonhufvud 1d ago

No. That's modern slavery.

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u/JellyBellyBitches 1d ago

It's called stealing, but it isnt

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u/livegiantsquid 1d ago

Giving food to folks will never be a crime, ever. Especially taking from a billion dollar corpo? No crime here, move along.

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u/Darkside531 1d ago

I used to do that when I manned a cash register. I'd flat out help people steal if I liked them. Of course, if they pissed me off, I'd do the exact opposite... that produce scale was so easy to manipulate.

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u/HildredCastaigne 1d ago

Hey, few quick questions:

  • Where's the likes and reposts and other social media stuff?

  • Actually, what social media site is this at all?

  • Why are both of these people's usernames their (presumably) real first name?

  • Also they both appear to have their real photos posted, along with their real first names. But the handles are censored, even though that's the least personally identifiable info?

  • In fact, it's not just censored because of the rules of this sub. Every single upload of this that can be seen in Google's reverse image search shows the censoring. Isn't that weird?

  • Why is that searches for phrases from this (1, 2, 3) ONLY return people reposting this image and NOT the actual social media site this comes from?

This shit is so fake, dude.

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u/Saquonathan 1d ago

Yeah, this is an over-the-top AI fake of a regular twitter post where one dude said that while he was working at McDonald's he'd always add an extra nugget to a nugget order, just to stick it to Ronald.

Somebody saw that the original was a popular post and now we have this over-the-top abomination with lists 3 different things the guy does and an over-the-top antagonist in Brenda who herself is an exaggeration of the everyday corpo bootl*ckers on twitter.

The original post was fine; there is no need for this AI storyslop.

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u/ThatRandomCanadianV 1d ago

The McNugget one, fine yeah that’s stealing cause the customer knows how much is supposed to be in the box

But the flurries and fries, “oh no it is getting it’s container’s worth”

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u/jayleia 1d ago

I guarantee that people have Greg's schedule memorized.

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u/JessicaLain 1d ago

No matter how morally in-the-right you may be, don't admit to committing crimes on social media. 

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u/McBlemmen 1d ago

Im gonna assume this acronym ends with "mind your own damn business", in which case its a hilarious thing to reply to someone who replied to you venting your thoughts online.

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u/JaWayd 1d ago

See, I immediately guessed 'Make Your Own Damn Burger,' but you probably have the right of it.

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u/yamanamawa 1d ago

Same lmao

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u/-AdamTheGreat- 1d ago

Thank You! I was trying a bunch of combos

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u/Monotonegent 1d ago

Did they come with extra fries?

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u/Technical-Command867 1d ago

That’ll be $5

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u/-AdamTheGreat- 1d ago

Yup and a toy

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u/G0NZ0BOY 1d ago

I bet Brenda goons to Bezos

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u/ThunderShott 1d ago

No Brenda, that’s good service.

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u/mattzombiedog 1d ago

Funny that her name is Brenda but her photo is of someone called Karen…

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u/StealthyVex 1d ago

As much as I hate to say it...Brenda is technically correct. Don't get me wrong, I support Greg's cause...but I fear for his employment record. Because as a person who worked for Starbucks 20 years ago, as an exemplary employee in every way...I was audited & truthful about the fact that I occasionally gave free whipped cream, extra syrup pumps or sprinkles & occasional coffee refills to regular customers who spent thousands of dollars a year in our store...I was promptly terminated for product loss. So Greg really shouldn't be putting this out there.

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u/div2691 1d ago

Lol I worked in McDonalds as a uni student. There was some friction between the lifers and the students because we'd come and work for a few years then fuck off when we graduated. 

I had a manager start a disciplinary over me putting a slice of cheese on a Chicken Sandwich for my break. The lifers would have like triple Chicken sandwiches and Quarter pounder Big Macs. 

Although once the Franchise Manager found out he was furious. Wasting a bunch of paid hours over a slice of cheese. 

The price of food inventory is small compared to man hours. Even at McDonalds. Unless someone really takes the piss it's not worth it. 

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u/PinotGroucho 1d ago

"lifers"- XD
man, that hits hard.

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u/kinyutaka 1d ago

I remember a time when "McDonald's line chef" wasn't a career opportunity.

You either became a manager or you got a real job.

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u/Budsygus 1d ago

It's still not a career opportunity. But people are having to settle for less.

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u/TooDamagedToLove 1d ago

She isn't.

It's false advertising and bait and switching if the McDonalds person DIDN'T overfill.

McDonalds steals money from their customers because of fraudulent depictions of what the customer is buying.

Only one stealing is McDonalds and this person made sure that that stopped during his shift.

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u/TheG00dF1ght 1d ago

Just one more reason to hate Starbucks

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u/Practical-Positive34 1d ago

Who the fuck cares? These employers steal more than you can imagine from peoples lives, and they get away with it because it's in the name of profits. Fuck them.

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u/Pikassassin 1d ago

I mean I think the sentiment there wasn't "won't someone think of the billionaires? 🥺" and more "if you're going to do this, probably don't plaster it all over the Internet or you're going to get fired"

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u/TooDamagedToLove 1d ago

FACTS!!!

McDonalds is the thief for false advertising and bait and switching.

The McDonalds employee made sure that he didn't participate in the theft of customers by making sure that the product he handed the paying customer matched the picture of the food they intended to purchase.

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u/Embarrassed-Sun5764 1d ago

And the food they intended to purchase is NEVER as advertised. You have a pic of nuggets, what I get is old shriveled dried up crap. Same with the fries (unless I ask for NO SALT, but they salt them anyway)

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u/bcw81 1d ago

How do you even eat mcdonalds fries without salt? The salt is the only thing keeping them down for me. Those things are so bland and flavorless without salt.

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u/MrStickDick 23h ago

You put your own salt on them....

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u/Alternative_Bit_7306 1d ago

The employers care. And it’s fair to point out that he should keep this secret.

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u/thanksyalll 1d ago

You missed the point about how he shouldn’t post this on social media because it would get him fired. They didn’t say what hes doing is bad

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u/Kqtawes 1d ago

I think most people here missed the point.

Don't snitch on yourselves people.

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u/SpreaditOnnn33 6h ago

Anti-billionaire post had people jumping to smash the karma button instead of actually reading the conversation

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u/Kqtawes 1d ago

Yeah, but don't snitch on yourself.

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u/guska 1d ago

Future employers might care. Now, whether you even want to work for an employer who cares, or doesn't give you a chance to explain is your business, but that doesn't change the fact that some will care.

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u/chairmanhao3 1d ago edited 1d ago

Being this afraid of some fake "permanent record" is insane. No one at your office job cares that you stole nuggies back in the day at McDonalds. Steal from corporations as much as you can. They steal from you any way possible

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u/Kqtawes 1d ago

They're not saying he's wrong for giving this stuff away but for snitching on himself. Also don't pretend that black people aren't judged to a different standard than white people especially with regard to theft in the workplace.

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u/chairmanhao3 1d ago

Wtf is this? You must be replying to someone else because I never said anything about race.

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u/FrGeil 1d ago

As a hiring manager, if I saw someone was fired from another company for “product loss” that would absolutely factor into my decision. Be upset all you want it doesn’t change the fact it absolutely can and probably will affect their future if it happens to them

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u/Blapanda 1d ago

This is sadly correct. I have been working for a system gastro (like the ones you know of IKEA's "restaurants", full convenient produce), where every piece of grape, olive and whatnot had been counted in purchase. A plate only was allowed to have this exact number of olives, this amount of pasta and so on. Giving out more was not "a mistake", by definition, but an issue for the managers, and a reason to terminate the contract with responsible employee.

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u/justinsimoni 1d ago

I worked at a independent coffee shop, and if I saw someone was having a momentously bad day, I'd just give them their drink for free.

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u/Odd_Teach683 1d ago

But there’s a Hamburgler right in the f’ing store!!

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u/ImBeingArchAgain 1d ago

So the issue is honesty… heard, chef.

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u/Wellcomefarewell 1d ago

greg’s not over here snitching on himself to his own managers though lmao

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u/blackfox24 1d ago

We can get away with this in small businesses, but in big businesses, every bit of profit seems to count for them. In small business, we give free (cheap) products or cover a customer's purchase at times. It creates a repeat customer who knows that being 50 cents short won't bother us. We'd rather you spent 9.50 than 0 bucks.

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u/humid_pajamas 1d ago

it's also technically stealing to charge disparate rates for the same 5 cent-worth barely consumable objects that are over-franchised by a corrupt multinational entity that profits off of poor individual and societal well being.

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u/Thefinalfrontier1 1d ago

U got caught? Lmao I did it at Starbucks for like 6 years and left to get a better job, big corporations created a culture where people do that now, they’ll be fine.

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u/Suitable-Specific477 1d ago

I would hope he just doesn’t care about the job lol

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u/Glaggablagga 1d ago

If you feel the need to start a thought with, "I hate to say it...", it's perfectly fine to not say it at all.

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u/DeathParty-Zomboid 1d ago

Greg is a legend. Fast food workers take note.

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u/NorthernCobraChicken 1d ago

MegaCorporate brown nosers are insufferable.

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u/Willyzyx 1d ago

Brenda, god you just suck so much

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u/graffiksguru 1d ago

Looks like AI

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u/I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS 1d ago

A reply whose main event is 'shut the fuck up' is a murder is it?

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u/L3g3ndary-08 1d ago

Wtf does AMYODB mean?

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u/ShoopDaWhoop411 1d ago

And mind your own damn business.

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u/smc642 1d ago

Fuck right off, Brenda!

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u/Monscawiz 1d ago

Dammit, Brenda

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u/ChipRockets 1d ago

Ah yes Brenda and Greg, both with their generic human person pfps

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u/HeavyMusic93 1d ago

Look at all the people believing this shit lmao. Sad.

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u/bony_beotch 1d ago

Brenda should be the new Karen 😹

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u/Actual-Worry-4033 1d ago

We love you Greg!!!

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u/mostly_sarcastic 1d ago

Her tag says Brenda. Her hair says Karen.

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u/InanisAtheos 1d ago

Brenda looks like one of the bots that died with the Yandex servers.

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u/yes_u_suckk 1d ago

Won't you think about the mega corporations???

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u/Darth_Nicolas 1d ago

How will the corporation recover?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/UZtyaSGyC9Wbm

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u/Ashamed_Feedback3843 1d ago

That McDonald's made back in traffic and positive word of mouth everything and plus.

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u/Leading-Ad-7396 1d ago

Brenda’s correct. But fuck you Brenda.

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u/Weak-Bus5585 1d ago

Had a friend used to work at McDonald's

You wouldn't imagine how many complaints came in about there "being too many nuggets in their nugget meal". People are dumb.

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u/QuislingX 1d ago

I was working at a very busy McDonald's 2010-2012. Like, pretty much nonstop. Worse at night (college town).

I'm working with a 19 year old assistant regional manager. He was awesome and nice. The kind of guy that knew who his good employees were and didn't micromanage. Some irate customer wouldn't shut the hell up. He tells me "bro just throw him a small fry. It's so cheap for us but they'll shut up and make them so happy, the word of mouth will be free marketing." Like, holy shit this guy knows what people want. He told me I could throw a small fry into any bag without his permission if I need to.

2 weeks later, the 55 year old store manager caught me doing it and threw a hissy fit; "why the hell did you do that?"

Needless to say, he got much farther by the time he was 30 than she was at her age. But overall, I'm convinced this basic lack of common Sense and granting autonomy at all levels of management and capitalism has resulted in basically what we're experiencing right now.

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u/WyrmKin 1d ago

Balancing out all those half empty fries they drop in the bag

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u/Vanessaronicatoria 1d ago

I got in trouble at Sonic for making the sundaes "too big" or using "too many mix ins" with the blasts. No ragets 

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u/Squeaky_Is_Evil 1d ago

When I worked at McDonald's, they had 16 year old me run the front and Drvie Thru at the same time. Manager just sat in the office. Lucky for the customer, I was running a special where you get one free item from the ice cream machine (we had one that worked) as of way of saying "sorry for the wait."

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u/Dizz2K7 1d ago

"Shut the fuck up and mind your business" is life extending advice.

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u/R-2000 1d ago

No Brenda it's not stealing. What McDonald's does is stealing, when it comes to wages and benefits, not to mention the shit food they make.

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u/ton80rt 1d ago

Karen should've always been Brenda. I know some cool Karens.

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u/NO_M0DS_NO_MAST3RS 1d ago

Greg is out here redistributing wealth one nugget at a time and Brenda's acting like he's trafficking endangered pandas.

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u/Navajo_Nation 1d ago

No one does this, to do this you’d constantly have to restock. They probably did this for like an hour.

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u/recoveringslower 1d ago

It's literally Five Guys' business model. I order one large fry for me and my two movers and we usually take some back to the shop with us. They know god damned well we will be back for tasty burgor and ridiculous helping of fries.

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u/VaguelyArtistic 1d ago

Can’t even get an extra game piece these days tho. 😭

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u/TinyFugue 1d ago

MYODB?

... muad'dib!

The sleeper has awakened!

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u/lattevanille 1d ago

They don’t care ? I got a one one with a manager when I used to work at Burger King for putting too many onion rings in the bag, I legit had done it like 4 times max at that point