We took our car in to investigate an electrical issue, and this was one of the service items their service department proposed.

Well this sucks(pun intended), only reason i’m cracking(pun intended) these jokes is so that you guys can’t do it first.

My life is a major shitstorm right now, to top it all off i was trying to remove this phone holder from my windshield, and the suction is so strong that it cracked the windshield. Amazing work.

Anyone know how I can remove this thing without it taking glass with it? It’s like trying to lift Thor’s hammer.

Edit:

YES, I already tried pulling the tab. That was step 1.

Every time someone places a sign we have to take it up, this is the collection so far.

A few days ago, I was helping my mom clear out some wasps on the front patio. There were a lot more than anticipated, so, when I sprayed them, they all flew out and started swarming around. Not wanting to get stung, I ran around the corner of the house to get inside. Unfortunately, my right foot hit the ground the wrong way and I ended up getting a minor sprain.

I’ve been trying to keep it elevated and icing it when I can but I have stuff to take care of, such as my dogs, laundry, and other housework, so I’ve been moving around a fair bit.

Last night, my mom noticed that my right foot is still swollen, and, when she said something, I told her that it still hurts a bit. She told me that she feels that it’s not getting any better because I’m spending too much time with it elevated and not moving around.

I tried to explain that it’s taking a while to heal because I’m still having to do stuff around the house but she doubled down and said that I’m relaxing too much and not moving around enough.

Every can is covered in sticky residue and duct tape after one exploded inside.

How do they print this out thinking DAMN this looks so amazing!

Is it as bad everywhere or a thing of Germany? Shame then all. False marketing as well and that font

Moved into this place recently and heard the boom with the sound of glass shards hitting the floor while home. I was about to shower for the day and go on a date later. Still finding random chunks of glass each time I go back.

Needed new bath mats anyways.

IMO, it should be Pidgey, Pidgeot, Pidgeotto

A flyer* befitting the café

*sorry for the typo, it’s obviously a flyer.

I wish I had gotten a better photo of how much of the sidewalk was blocked. But you get the idea.

Saw them drive away from the restaurant. Bunch of high school knuckleheads.

but for real, how am i supposed to do this, if i literally can't shorten it. what a stupid site.

Habitat, apparently. Been trying to pull it out with tweezers.

For goodness sake, I feel like from the time you start moving towards the door until you are completely gone there should be a rule that no one is allowed to introduce any new topics. FFS it drives me up the WALL!

I actually feel like I’m pretty good at disengaging and just being polite but direct when it’s time for someone to leave. Now that I have a partner and both of us are part of the “goodbye” dance it’s SO ANNOYING to be the one just standing there, being quiet because I don’t want to perpetuate the conversation, and certain people (along with my partner who is one of the worst offenders) just keep talking…and talking….and talking….

They’ll be in the doorway standing up with their shoes on for 30 minutes or more sometimes!