r/SipsTea • • Jul 06 '26

Feels good man Bryan Johnson got Autoimmune Disease

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u/PlzAdptYourPetz Jul 06 '26

I don't know why some people seem so gleeful at this news. I don't think the guy was ever unaware that there's many health conditions that can occur completely in a vacuum, outside of health and lifestyle choices. He's eccentric, yes, but has also never come off as anti-science to me. He posted happily about the new pharmaceutical treatment that doubled the lifespan of people with pancreatic cancer and praised the way science is moving at a lightening pace nowadays. He didn't deserve this and I am so sorry to see anyone join the chronic illness club. If anything, it hurts more when you know you did all the "right" things and this is still your reality. My condition also occurred totally in a vacuum. Maybe he will spend some of his enormous wealth searching for a cure for everyone who has it, that'd be a nice way to handle this setback. May all life-altering, chronic illness be cured someday.

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u/optamastic Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

Crabs in a bucket mentality 

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 Jul 06 '26

Anything but the metric system.

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u/ElPayador Jul 06 '26

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 Jul 06 '26

About 0.62 freedom miles.

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u/alsbos1 Jul 06 '26

Mile = freedom unit. It’s non sensical to say ‚freedom mile‘.

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 Jul 06 '26

But the term freedom unit is ambiguous. Could be freedom rods, freedom furlongs, freedom leagues.

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u/bettertagsweretaken Jul 06 '26

I need this. Lmao thank you for introducing me to this hilarity. 😂

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u/AlDente Jul 06 '26

You’re going to get a tonne of hate

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 Jul 06 '26

As long as it’s a tonne and not a ton.

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u/freebytes Jul 06 '26

We in American will stick to our guns and not give an inch.

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u/Sj_91teppoTappo Jul 06 '26

How much mm want your bullets to be?

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u/KittyInspector3217 Jul 07 '26

Ill take 62 grain .223 caliber in +P loads, please. Can carry more of it

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u/Objective-Contact-15 Jul 06 '26

Nah, we need the entertainment 😂

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u/Sharp-Beyond2077 Jul 06 '26

Thanks, now my nose will smell like beer for the rest of the day

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u/iamnotthecosmos Jul 06 '26

The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogs head and that’s the way i likes it!!

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u/NoBenefit5977 Jul 06 '26

Jeez they produce that much!!?!

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u/gurnard Jul 06 '26

Heyoooo

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u/Snowbrawler Jul 06 '26

Oh now it's very much on, like donkey kong

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u/Omatzus Jul 06 '26

Barrels again

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u/N1kBr0 Jul 06 '26

it all makes sense now

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u/Sithstress_ Jul 06 '26

Ka is a wheel.

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u/FlyConfident1622 Jul 06 '26

Wasn’t this the guy who was siphoning his son’s blood?

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u/FNFactChecker Jul 06 '26

Yup. Took 20% of his son's blood once a month for 6 months and did plasma transfusions, iirc. Also got his dad/kid's grandpa on the transfusion train.

He's a weird fucking dude

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u/MzChrome Jul 06 '26

That is unbelievable to me. You don't even donate that much when you donate blood to the Red Cross every 60 days.

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u/emmytee88 Jul 06 '26

I mean, its based on semi-reasonable ageing science. It works in mice.

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u/Workman44 Jul 06 '26

Yeah it's not like he's just trying random shit. There's good evidence that what he does could work and I applaud him for trying

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u/djdjddhshdbhd Jul 06 '26

That makes it even worse as many end up with pain and issues from such donations and his son was a minor. There’s a reason why it pays.

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u/Right_Count Jul 06 '26

Do we think that’s why he had a kid? Blood supply, organ bank…

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u/MasterMaintenance672 Jul 06 '26

a "spare" if you will

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u/djdjddhshdbhd Jul 06 '26

When his son was a minor. That’s extremely abusive. Even if he was an adult, he could coerce him a inheritance power.

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u/mentat70 Jul 06 '26

Isn’t that child abuse?

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u/EquivalentSnap Jul 07 '26

Someone mentioned he also bragged about using a digital cock ring to measure his erectile health to his sons

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u/DaughterofNeroman Jul 06 '26

Everyone always talks about the blood and not the penis tracker he wears and uses to publicly compare his erectile health and duration against those of his teenage son.

“His duration is two minutes longer than mine,” he wrote alongside the chart. “Raise children to stand tall, be firm, and be upright.” - Posted that on instagram. Nothing anyone can say that will negate the weirdness of that to me.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/anti-aging-fanatic-bryan-johnson-wont-stop-comparing-his-penis-to-his-teenage-sons/

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u/MrAnseBundren Jul 06 '26

there's a very good chance that it was this vampire/blood-boy shit that gave him the disease, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graft-versus-host_disease

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u/Significant-Dig8323 Jul 06 '26

He also once tweeted the graphs of his and his son's nighttime errection data.

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u/vanderohe Jul 06 '26

He’s literally a vampire. If you don’t think at some point, his plan is to get a complete set of new organs when he needs them then you’re not paying attention. Right now they’re still pretending that exercising and diet are gonna be what gets him to immortality.

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u/imeme1969 Jul 06 '26

Just talking about this guy in some countries is dangerous, I don’t feel sorry for the dude

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u/uhohthrowawayyyyyy Jul 06 '26

Huh? What countries is it dangerous to talk about this random rich dude? Lol

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u/NightToad Jul 06 '26

I don't think anyone is saying we should feel sorry for the guy, just maybe not celebrate the suffering of others.

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u/Mind-The-Mines Jul 06 '26

Some people put out so much pain into the world it's a good thing to pay attention to when it finds its way back to them.

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u/FriendlyFungi Jul 06 '26

The crabs should organize.

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u/MaddieFurse Jul 06 '26

No it is this rich dude thinking he is smarter then doctors injecting himself with untested shit while being friends with RFK

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u/Suspicious_Star4535 Jul 06 '26

He had an entire team of doctors and scientists basically helping him

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u/Creampie_Senpai_69 Jul 06 '26

Yeah. But does he have Redditors advising him? Because according to this Thread he should.

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u/HersheyStains Jul 06 '26

So did MJ…

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u/crysisnotaverted Jul 06 '26

MJ had a doctor basically put him under with propofol every night, hardy comparable.

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u/HersheyStains Jul 06 '26

I think it’s still somewhat fair that they are saying someone is rich and has a team of doctors keeping him healthy and on the up and up, so that makes it ethical, scientific, etc.

I was just making the point if you have enough money, doctors will do whatever you tell them against your best interests and MJ is just another example of that. Need more examples?

Elvis Presley
Lance Armstrong
Barry Bonds
Marion Jones
Alex Rodriguez
Diego Maradona
Ben Johnson
Tyson Gay
Tiger Woods

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u/bino420 Jul 06 '26

but why tf does anyone care?? he's not hurting anyone.

"control over your own body" as long as it's OK with me personally seems to be the vibe in this thread.

if MJ wants to take proponal every night, it does not affect me in the slightest. if this dude wants to test a bunch of shit on himself, then afaic he can go for it. it can't be that much worse than smoking a pack of cigarettes, drinking a handle of vodka & eating Whoppers 3× per day... yet all that stuff is legal, its "morally acceptable" in our society (to a degree), and it doesn't require a doctor lol

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u/unbanned_lol Jul 06 '26

They are both paying doctors to cater to their whims. It's entirely comparable.

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u/Ok-Aide-9078 Jul 06 '26

True, if you’re an idiot they are an apt comparison.

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u/ComprehensiveWash400 Jul 06 '26

how much do u weigh

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u/CheeseDonutCat Jul 06 '26

The dude literally gets doctors advice in every video he makes. Often multiple.

He's probably taken more advice from doctors than anyeone (at least from a range of subject).

He's still a twit, but he doesn't think he knows more than doctors. The real problem is that many doctors contradict each other.

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u/bino420 Jul 06 '26

ok. and who cares?? he's not hurting anyone.

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u/GiveNothing Jul 06 '26

Ive never heard that saying. And even when hearing it, it still dont make sense

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u/Junassss Jul 06 '26

Basically, crabs in a trapped in a bucket will pull the crab on top of them to pull themselves up but the crab below them pulls them too. So in the end every crab is still trapped in the bucket because as soon as someone pulls ahead someone else always pulls them down.

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u/wehrmann_tx Jul 06 '26

This crab is outside the bucket putting the lid on.

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u/3atTh3R1ch79 Jul 06 '26

I think it has something to do with not wanting to see something go beyond its expiration date... especially when it's a human that is using up more resources than it needs.

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u/Unlucky_Reception_30 Jul 06 '26

These ghouls want to live forever so they can infest the earth indefinitely but yeah I gues its all of us who are hateful.....

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u/Hanksta2 Jul 06 '26

I don't consider it crab mentality to hate the rich. Crab mentality is not wanting to see others succeed even if it doesn't impact us.

But rich people have been killing us for thousands of years.

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u/Original_Location_21 Jul 06 '26

These idiots also assume that everything he's been doing hasn't prevented the symptoms of worse outcomes from this condition, for all we know if he didn't go full biohacker he would be completely fucked by this disorder but actually gave himself a fighting chance.

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u/TheGrandExquisitor Jul 06 '26

Wasn't he getting regular blood infusions?

That can cause immune issues over time. Just saying.  Works both ways. 

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u/FreakMonkey1 Jul 06 '26

AFAIK it was not regular. I remember it being a experiment that turned out to be a nothing-burger.

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u/Real-Tailor7489 Jul 06 '26

It actually turned out well, just not for him.

They proved previous studies that for the older generation it’s a great thing, but for his age and younger it isn’t much.

His father (who got his blood) had great results.

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u/Filius_Solis Jul 06 '26

From his son

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u/TemporaryElk5202 Jul 06 '26

who is not his clone and contains about 50% some other persons dna

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u/Filius_Solis Jul 06 '26

"The most severe risk of a parent receiving blood from their child is TA-GVHD, a rare but highly fatal immune condition.The Mechanism: Your child inherits half of their Human Leukocyte Antigens (HLA) from you. Because of this partial genetic match, your immune system may fail to recognize your child’s white blood cells as foreign invaders.The Attack: The child's white blood cells survive, replicate, and aggressively attack your body's organs and tissues, treating your body as foreign."

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u/beingheresucks Jul 06 '26

That's poetic. I bet someone will write a story about it someday. Like with virgin blood baths.

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u/Hitmanthe2nd Jul 06 '26

TA- GVHD is universally fatal , brian does not have TA-GVHD . He has an autoimmune disorder , not an alloimmune disorder .

And , because we know TA-GVHD is a possibility , banks (here, the doctors) will irradiate the blood components of the donor blood thereby deactivating the T-lymphocytes present in them

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u/Life-Bat1388 Jul 06 '26

Blood transfusions can trigger or exacerbate autoimmune diseases in susceptible individuals. The process—known as transfusion-related immunomodulation—alters your immune system. The introduction of foreign donor cells can cause immune confusion, potentially leading to the development of autoimmune conditions. Transfused blood can also, exacerbate underlying rheumatic or autoimmune conditions

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u/rocherealty Jul 06 '26

He has had these symptoms for over 20 years, his venture into longevity does not go that far back. He just recently got a formal diagnosis. Its possible his protocol made it difficult to diagnose because he was otherwise extremely healthy

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u/MuchoBroccoli Jul 06 '26

Also, one of the reasons why people become these weird biohackers is because they have some underlying condition. They are hypersensitive to the tiniest thing that they do wrong because it makes them sick, and they end up believing certain things they do have value to everybody when it only affects them (ex: avoiding a food you have allergy to is great for you, but does nothing for the majority of people who don’t have that allergy).

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u/worstkindofweapon Jul 06 '26

Yeah you see a lot of unproven science in chronic illness spaces. Some of it hasn't been scientifically proven to work yet but works anecdotally, but others have been extensively researched and had no provable effects. But the problem is when you're waved away by doctors or told that nothing can be done you have to take matters into your own hands to be able to make life bearable.

He had another autoimmune condition prior to this one, and they tend to cluster. This is not crazy news to chronically ill people and I wouldn't be surprised if his insane routines and health monitoring meant that he avoided a lot of the symptoms. My high sodium diet helped mitigate the worst of my POTS symptoms before I knew what was going on. My IBS cleared up a lot when I found out I couldn't have meat or dairy. I knew something was wrong and when I changed things about my diet and habits things got worse or better. Doctors have largely been unhelpful until recently.

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u/Delicious_Idea_3818 Jul 06 '26

This right here. I have chronic illness going back most my life. Doctors don’t have answers. I ended up developing severe cfs/me and fibromyalgia. But also have connective tissue issues causing widespread injuries. I believe in science, but applied medicine isn’t always scientific, or has its limits for a variety of reasons. I’ve started trying peptides, and other alternatives not because I’m ignorant or am doing some weird looksmaxxing, but because I’m running out of options.

I’ve had friends ask what they should try, and I say “if everything’s fine, there’s no reason to start injecting yourself with unapproved chemicals from a Chinese lab.”

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u/TemporaryElk5202 Jul 06 '26

He may have given himself this disorder with the amount of obsessing he does over his health. Chronic stress is a major trigger for developing autoimmune conditions.

He might have also triggered it with the amount of interventions he has done, such as 6 monthly plasma transfusions, getting his blood "cleaned" via machine and reinjected (potentially with added microplastics), hair transplants, hair dye, cosmetic procedures, etc. If you are already susceptible to autoimmune issues, doing things like that can trigger something.

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u/MountainAd8203 Jul 06 '26

It's also possible that consuming over 100 tablets a day completely fucked his stomach... it wouldn't surprise me if banging as many supplements and vitamins into himself as possible didn't also have some side effects.

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u/krom0025 Jul 06 '26

Yeah, people on here say he consults with doctors. There is no doctor worth their degree that will recommend you take 100+ supplements daily. Most people with decent diets will have zero deficiencies in vitamins and minerals.

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u/ScienceWasLove Jul 06 '26

A cursory web-search shows - wait for it - that Clown World incorrectly stated he takes 100 supplements a day.

It is actually 40: https://www.jinfiniti.com/bryan-johnson-blueprint-supplement-list/

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u/krom0025 Jul 06 '26

Point still stands. What 40 nutrients is he deficient in?

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u/Silent-Noise-7331 Jul 06 '26

I mean doesn’t he even say that what he’s doing is experimental?

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u/krom0025 Jul 06 '26

Sure, but an N=1 experiment with no controls and this many things being tested at once is completely useless for scientific purposes. You can learn absolutely zero from his "experiments". He would be better served investing his money into actual medical science.

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u/HeavySetJello Jul 06 '26

Lets be real, youre just making stuff up and he hired doctors.

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u/Omatzus Jul 06 '26

Just as likely that he triggered this autoimmune disease with repeated blood boy donations and various other peptides and supplements

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u/meatjuiceguy Jul 06 '26

He did one 6 month session, not one transfusion. There were 6 transfusions.

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u/Flat-Delivery6987 Jul 06 '26

Wikipedia states that he did 1 litre a month for 6 months. So more than once dude

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u/TemporaryElk5202 Jul 06 '26

Bryan Johnson had 6 plasma transfusions, only one was from his son. Your comment implies Bryan only had one transfusion. he had six.

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u/ergonokko Jul 06 '26

blood boy apologist behaviour

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u/pickyourteethup Jul 06 '26

I for one welcome our new billionaire vampire overlords.

We've tried trickle down economics with money and it didn't work, obviously that is because money is only liquid when Scrooge McDuck dives into it or someone is trying to confuse you when talking about their personal finances.

Blood however, is a much better standard than gold! Now we have a real shot at finally getting trickle down running efficiently.

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u/Constant-Term-1629 Jul 06 '26

So.. he didn't make anything up and said what happened?

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u/deceivinghero Jul 06 '26

He literally said "repeated blood donations", which is untrue And this embarrassing shit gets upvoted

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u/anonymous-12358 Jul 06 '26

Such an uneducated comment thats upvoted by other idiots.

Yeah and eating cake causes type 1 diabetes according to you.

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u/Omatzus Jul 06 '26

Neither of us know what caused it. As you point out, there are some autoimmune diseases that are triggered by our behavior and some that are entirely genetic.

You hold this guy in perfect regard such that if he lived to 110 it would be due to all of his experiments. But if he suddenly gets ill its all due to random chance. I get that it breaks the dream that benevolent billionaires will solve all our problems. But there's a very real chance that there are health effects of all his biohacking.

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u/NoGarlic2387 Jul 06 '26

He didn't trigger shit, you have no idea what you are talking about. Go look up the causes of autoimune gastritis

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u/Questionsansweredty Jul 06 '26

I looked it up and got the feeling that he has caused this with his strange diet.

"The gut microbiome might also play a role in autoimmune gastritis.

According to Kellie Blake RDN, LD, IFNCP, a registered dietitian specializing in functional nutrition, an unbalanced gut microbiome contributes to increased intestinal permeability (leaky gut) and inflammation. Research has shown a connection between a leaky gut and some autoimmune diseases like autoimmune gastritis."

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u/Cu_Chulainn__ Jul 06 '26

for all we know if he didn't go full biohacker he would be completely fucked by this disorder but actually gave himself a fighting chance.

Not likely. It is autoimmune so either it was genetic or something he was injecting into himself has caused his immune system to start attacking a part of his body

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u/shartymcqueef Jul 06 '26

For all *YOU* know. Plenty of doctors on here saying that disease normally starts way later in life. Looks he got it much earlier than what is common.

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u/Own-Engine5430 Jul 06 '26

He’s not going to let you touch it.

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u/KittyInspector3217 Jul 06 '26

Theyre gleeful because:

  1. This just highlights the wealth gap that much more. Now were talking true genetic stratification. Thats deeply uncomfortable.
  2. Icarus wings. There is poetic justice in someone flying so close to the sun. Just like jobs and his homeopathic bs. It normalizes and humanizes.
  3. Combine 1&2 and sprinkle in a dash of “the internet” where extremism is amplified. Its not that deep.
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u/bjornartl Jul 06 '26

He's been very misrepresented in reddit memes and clickbait articles to deliberately make him seem a lot more of a weirdo than he is.

He's obviously an eccentric. But these 'strict routines and diet' etc primarily because he's made himself a living medical experiment and wants things to be consistent. Ofc non of this counts as widespread studies, but he is at least able to try all sorts of different things and screen regularly screen for the results/effects in a way no one else could afford.

And the social media content he makes doint this has become his career now

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u/Doctor_Fritz Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

That's the thing though. He makes social media content around all of this. If he didn't then there wouldn't be such a reaction as we're seeing now. It's like holding a giant magnifying glass over your head and then be surprised that it gets hot underneath when the sun come out.

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u/_Stylite Jul 06 '26

Let’s be real, the dude is a total weirdo and comes off as extremely out of touch and narcissistic.

Most people are not going to like you if you use your large fortune expressly to pursue your own health and immortality as your primary goal, it is literally a hated trope.

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u/poop-machines Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

And actually I think it's normal to have a reaction like this in response. Or at least understandable.

Rich dude spends loads of money using his access to new treatments to extend his life, wasting millions on useless treatments that nobody else can afford while some die because they can't afford insulin, only for him to get an incurable disease that may even be due to the untested shit he has been doing? Of course that's going to feel poetic. Of course those with chronic diseases who are suffering, and maybe even dying, despite the existence of a cure that they can simply never afford, are going to feel a sense of guilty satisfaction.

It's not even about jealousy imo. It feels like it's more like a sense of injustice/justice, imo.

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u/Temporary-Issue-7414 Jul 06 '26

Yes, because it’s his fault that the American medical system is broken. If he donated the $2 million he used for his longevity then the medical system would be fixed

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u/redditorperth Jul 06 '26

Doesnt he also take his son's blood? Not to dispute your comment but...thats pretty weird.

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u/Rum_Ham916 Jul 06 '26

Yes and publishes analysis of his wife's vaginal bacteria:

https://x.com/bryan_johnson/status/2049688286126559372?lang=en

I think that's pretty memable.

Not everyone has to be a conspiracy theorist or a raw meat/piss drinker (probably all the same people) to be considered a bit bonkers. But I won't be cheering anyone (almost) being ill, it is quite ironic though.

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u/Hellboy_M420 Jul 06 '26

YEAH THAT'S THE WEIRD THING

I don't think he's hated, just really hard to normalize this one specific fact

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u/bjornartl Jul 06 '26

I mean, taking poop from a healthier person and putting it in your ass is also kinda weird but its a legit medical treatment with documented health effects.

He's doing things that doesn't have very well documented effects, if any, that have claims or rumors to have an effect or that supposedly people do because they believe it has an effect. So yeah obviously it's gonna run into some weird shit, and the weird shit makes headlines.

But he doesn't believe or expect most of the stuff he tries to work or have significant benefits.

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u/Suspicious-Support52 Jul 06 '26

A single dude can't be an experiment, and a single dude doing 100 different "experimental" things especially can't be an experiment. The altruism angle is simply untrue, he's doing it for himself.

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u/CheeseDonutCat Jul 06 '26

He regularly says he's doing it for himself.

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u/freebytes Jul 06 '26

If he is an outlier, then others can see if they can replicate the results, though. Yes, there is an issue with n=1, but in the past, someone had to eat the first poison berry for everyone else to know it was bad. We should have more people being 'experimental' in this manner, but I do not think anything positive will come of it.

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u/roonill_wazlib Jul 06 '26

His approach may seem sciency, but it is actually very unscientific. It is commendable that he publishes everything he does, but nothing he does is usable in science.

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u/Propandlock Jul 06 '26

Trying weird shit and publishing your findings is by definition science. Scientific discovery is built upon wrong hypothesis and failed experiments.

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u/FatModSad3 Jul 06 '26

But not when science already says your idea is not how things work. You can't create rocket fuel using fire-type pokemon cards instead of an oxidizer and it wouldnt be considered scientific to try that on the basis of "no other scientists have tried so it might work!"

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u/BigCSFan Jul 06 '26

I dont think he has to do research and properly document his whole life to be sciency.

Just that the things he does are backed by science and research.

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u/BangarangRufio Jul 06 '26

The problem is that many of these things aren't "backed by science", but instead are "suggested to have a possible link to greater outcomes by small studies that establish a need for more research into the subject". He often takes a single paper that suggests a link and says "great! I'll do that every day from now on, on top of everything else I do."

Beyond the fact that he is an n of 1, him taking on 20+ of these strategies at the same time makes any positive or negative outcomes that he experiences uninterpretable as a case study.

Let's say he sees an improvement in his blood tests from month a to month b. Was that because of supplement X? Supplement Y? Because he slept more? Because he exercised more? Because he used Z machine? You'd never know.

Science needs replication and controlled variables. He is doing neither.

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u/mopedman Jul 06 '26

Because he's not trying, as many have said, to "improve human lifespan," he's trying to improve his own, and maybe that of a very few other very very rich people. Which is his right and perogitve, but it's not some selfless act. If he wantedto improve human life span overall, there are a lot of cheap and simple places he could deploy resources that he chooses not to engage with.

As for him being not being anti-science, he associates positivily with RFK Jr. whose tenure at HHS is barrier both to science in general and human lifespan in particular. So hes done more damage than good on that front.

The main source of glee though is that this show that no matter how much money you have to toss at your health problems, end of the day we're all just animals whose bodies fail from bad luck.

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u/LabradorDeceiver Jul 06 '26

I always had a theory that rich people saw Steve Jobs die of pancreatic cancer and freaked. Anyone who listens to Peter Thiel for five minutes knows that he's insane. Elon Musk doesn't believe poor people exist. Zuckerberg's been trying to pour himself into a computer for years. These people and many others are desperately trying to buy off the Reaper, but you can't bribe Death. You just have more options.

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u/AffectionatePlate450 Jul 06 '26

I saw recently he’s been paying for research into endometriosis because his girlfriend is suspected of having it. Endo and other illnesses women face are extremely under researched so he’s doing something that’ll improve the lives of people with endo hopefully

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u/Moist_Mors Jul 06 '26

Only because his girlfriend has it. If she didn't he wouldn't care.

Thats a common problem for rich people. If it doeSnt affect them they don't care. Glad he is researching it. But it's not for altruistic or empathic reasons.

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u/35_Steak_HotPockets Jul 06 '26

“Trying to help solve a problem once that problem affects you” is a wild thing to complain about. It’s great he funded endo research even if it’s just cause of the dudes girlfriend had it. Endometriosis is a scary, under researched illness that’s almost killed some of my friends so any research is good news

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u/BigMax Jul 06 '26

> he's not trying, as many have said, to "improve human lifespan," he's trying to improve his own

That's not true at all.

He openly talks about everything he's doing, all the research he finds or is a part of, and talks about how he wants everyone's lifespan to be longer. Sure - he's drinking his own kool aid for it, but... so what?

You'd be right if he said "I found a way to get healthier, and I'm not telling anyone."

Also - is some of the stuff he does expensive? Maybe, sure. But... aren't almost all new medical procedures and interventions expensive at first? New drugs are expensive to start, but then come down in cost. Should we stop all medial research that isn't going to result in instantly cheap medicine or treatments?

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u/12beatkick Jul 06 '26

He also owns a supplement business…. Selling all this stuff

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u/JungsLeftNut Jul 06 '26

He literally open sources everything he does. While what he's doing is currently possible for mega rich only, all the data is open for everyone to read and study.

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u/ParticularClassroom7 Jul 06 '26

Nah, the type of institutional changes that'd take are a lot more than he can afford. At best he can bandaid problems for some people, till he runs out of money.

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u/Unhappy_Ad_4761 Jul 06 '26

The Green Brothers have much less money than him, and have managed to have an astronomically greater impact on human lifespans than this guy. Primarily through their work raising awareness of and advocating for Tuberculosis treatment, and their work in Sierra Leone to combat infant and maternal mortality. 

It costs far less than you think to have an impact where it is needed most.

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u/CodyCrochetZ Jul 06 '26

Dog shit take.

He has fucking tons of money. Just because he can’t fix world hunger alone doesn’t mean he couldn’t make massive lasting improvements if he wanted to.

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u/Novacc_Djocovid Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

I don‘t feel strongly either way. The only thing that jumps out to me is that a ton of doctors responsible for nothing but his health and well-being missed this. Which spotlights the generally pretty terrible level of care regular people receive from their doctors and general health infrastructure.

There was another high profile case recently where it took 15 years for someone to figure out the person has Lyme disease - 15 years for a simple anti-body test.

So what I take from this news is: Turns out even if you have a ton of money you still get mostly incompetence.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

You are oversimplifying it, due to lack of knowledge.

His condition is related to autoantibodies attacking the parietal cells of the gastric mucous membrane, which secrete intrisic factor. The latter is crucial for absorbtion of B12, which is then used for hemopoiesis.

Here is the nuance. It may take years or even a decade for the body’s B12 storages to be depleted to the point of clinically minifested anemia. Especially in people like Brian Johnson who are supplementing 24/7. Before that time there might be zero symptoms of pernicious anemia.

The most sensitive diagnostic methods for atrophic gastritis is gastroscopy with a biopsy from the gastric mucosa.

Now why would an asymptomatic person just wake up one day and say “Hey, I need gastric biopsy ASAP!” ?

The other way is to find serum autoantibodies, sure. But how do you reach that point? There are hundreds of things you can look for in you blood, how do you narrow it down to antibodies and exactly these antibodies that relate to a diesease you don’t even know you have ?

Even if you have the world’s top doctors you can’t just shoot blindly in the dark at something you don’t even see and hope that you will eventyally hit it, if you shoot just enough times. That’s not how medicine works.

Edit: I have since read Johnsons full post, where he describes low ferritin levels for years (despite supplementation) + another autoimmune condition affecting his Thyroid gland. Even though he is still asymptomatic, I think the comirbidity and lab findings should have prompted his personal medical team to investigate it earlier and probably pinpoint the diagnosis way fatser than this.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

I’m a med student. I will take that as a compliment

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u/Dr_Quacksworth Jul 06 '26

That's not really fair -- the autoimmune disease might have been asymptomatic until recently.

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u/FernandoMM1220 Jul 06 '26

they found it faster than anyone else would have. any faster would require better testing they dont currently have

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u/Familiar-Main-4873 Jul 06 '26

Yes your very smart and all the doctors are idiots
https://giphy.com/gifs/eMu0803X2zkWY

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u/TheDutton Jul 06 '26

Surely the answer can’t be that healthcare, especially when it comes to chronic disease, is an inherently messy non-linear process and that healthcare providers are human and capable of making mistakes no matter how skilled or experienced they are?

No, no. It can’t be that. They must be stupid. 

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u/Short-Sandwich-8476 Jul 06 '26

He’s too busy trying not to die to actually LIVE! 

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u/helpmehelpturtles Jul 06 '26

I agree. It sucks to have an autoimmune disease and I agree with your sentiments. I think people are just recognizing the fact that even with exorbitant amount of wealth cannot trick time and decay :'(

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u/Select_Order_1478 Jul 06 '26

if anything "without him knowing" is probably a testament to his life style and diet, meaning it sounds like he was unknowingly managing his condition seemingly to a point of it being virtually asymptomatic

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u/dis-interested Jul 06 '26

He is borderline anti-science. His approach to his supplementation is pretty pseudoscientific and is not based on solid evidentiary principles, and his 'self experimentation' is not only not brave, it is against any kind of scientific principle. Nor has he done all the 'right things'. It is really a form of self promotion. Regardless, he doesn't deserve to have a disease.

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u/slipstreamsurfer Jul 06 '26

Pseudo science is anti science.

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u/bjwills7 Jul 06 '26

I don't really know this guy but this is my thought as well. It's sad when ANYONE gets sick like this, it's nothing to celebrate even if you hate the guy.

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u/Skrazor Jul 06 '26

It's sad when ANYONE gets sick like this, it's nothing to celebrate even if you hate the guy.

You're lying to yourself if you claim that you can't think of anyone where, if they got cancer, you'd root for the tumor.

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u/trollmea Jul 06 '26

It's like, would you not cheer at Hitlers death... yah know? People like that usually say violence has no place anywhere and I wonder what they think about the deaths of the Nazis in WWII...

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u/ImLokus Jul 06 '26

I forgot one guy trying to extend his lifespan and a guy who ended 6 million lifespans are virtually the same...

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u/CoconutxKitten Jul 06 '26

Maybe but that’s reserved for really evil people. Not this dude

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u/TBP42069 Jul 06 '26

Every single billionaire is really evil

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u/trollmea Jul 06 '26

Any and all billionaires are disgusting. They sit by idol like they didn't steal the value of people's labor. No matter how much bootlickng you do, you'll never be one of them.

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u/bjwills7 Jul 06 '26

No man, I'm not. The world would be better without certain people in it but I'll never root for cancer.

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u/Distinct-Surround-35 Jul 06 '26

Agreed that said he did lie about his connection to epstein so maybe this was known this whole time?

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u/BrandinoE6911 Jul 06 '26

Thats the problem, maybe he did this to himself? Perhaps the message he is sending is dangerous and these are the repurcussions

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u/MixinBatches Jul 06 '26

Kind of odd you specify him not being anti-science. It almost reads like he would deserve this illness otherwise.

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u/ThatCakeFell Jul 06 '26

Maybe because more people have been arrested touching a pool than have been arrested for being on the Epstein list, and the rich make up the people on that list.

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u/Remarkable_Check_997 Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

The thing that was weird is that he was using his son as a blood donor for himself to stay young and some.other tricks.

He is surely not anti science with the number of doctors and test he was doing

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u/stupidest_redditor Jul 06 '26

I don't know why some people seem so gleeful at this news.

In times like these, maybe because regular people are getting tired that rich folks are blowing up fortunes on "eccentric stuff", when all of those "resources" could be spent making actual life changing outcomes for those who can't even afford one doctor (or even giving it all for real research purposes). But I guess that wouldn't be a "special thing to do", and that's the raison d'être for the rich egocentric people, to do fantastic things with the money, not boring, that's not exciting to make sure the rest of the folks out there have basic health, education and food on the table.

It's a fair feeling to have, to be upset with guys like this.

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u/Caleeb_Talib Jul 06 '26

People hyper fixated and obsessive over health issues getting incurable ailments justifies people’s decision in living a bit more moderately. It’s the like the marathon runner that died from a heart attack forever ago that wrote books about health and running.

It’s performative healthy living and audiences love to see people fall/fail.

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u/FantasticPangolin839 Jul 06 '26

IMO I think a lot people don't hate him directly, they hate his privilege, that he's able to freely pursue something as universally desired as living a long and healthy life. The idea of the wealthy elite achieving something close to immortality and then keeping it behind a multi-million dollar paywall isn't so far fetched. What if he succeeded?

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u/VirtualArmsDealer Jul 06 '26

I don't know who this guy is, but the impression I get is that people enjoy the irony, that's all.

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u/masterdeleon Jul 06 '26

Its true , but in his documentary he tested a lot of shady drugs without proper science and approval for safety - he could contributed to this thing

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u/effron_vintage Jul 06 '26

His whole thing is "don't die" so as long as this doesn't kill him, goal still achieved.

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u/gaybyrneofficial Jul 06 '26

Isn't this the guy who gets his sons blood transfused into him?

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u/quiksilver10152 Jul 06 '26

I agree that no one deserves this but their reactions may be influenced by Bryan Johnson being listed in Peter Thiel's leaked secret society list

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u/Cookies_and_Beandip Jul 06 '26

“You can make all the right decisions and still lose. That is not weakness, that is life”

- Captain Jean Luc Picard

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u/smc733 Jul 06 '26

Read about how he’s treated women in his life. Outright abusive.

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u/wattty1 Jul 06 '26

I'm not gleeful but I also see this guy as a con man.

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u/DarkPlaceDrifter Jul 06 '26

He literally had a teenage blood boy. Like mad max

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u/whatever_1232342 Jul 06 '26

Science isn't moving at a lightning pace and there is a decent chance he caused that disease with all the unproven interventions he put his body through.

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u/ManfredTheCat Jul 06 '26

He's tech bro trash is why.

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u/Cu_Chulainn__ Jul 06 '26

I dont think people are gleefully at the news, it is just that you can throw all the money in the world at de-aging and live life as cleanly as possible and still genetics and illness will come for you. It is the tragedy of existence

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u/Uncle-Cake Jul 06 '26

Hubris is not an admirable quality.

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u/Available_Leather_10 Jul 06 '26

“lightening pace”

He was bleaching his skin, too? Weird.

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u/Semisemitic Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

He’s on a strict plant based diet which also is usually horrible for some autoimmune conditions. It hurts so much when conflicted with that - my wife has lupus and stomach conditions and she’s vegetarian - and is constantly told the only proteins that are good for her would be wild fish and stuff like beef liver etc. she’s unable to eat those and struggles with the thought that a colorful bowl of salad and fruit is actually really, really bad for her.

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u/ScreeennameTaken Jul 06 '26

The thing though, was he doing the right thing? using blood from his younger son without needing transfusion, the supplements and what ever else. I mean even supplements are to be used if your body is missing something.

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u/Round-Pattern-7931 Jul 06 '26

It's sad but it also shows the foolishness of his hubris thinking that he can somehow escape mortality. It is one of the key parts of being human and not coming to terms with it just leads to living a shallow life.

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u/HorrorAd7996 Jul 06 '26

schadenfreude I suppose

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u/Sluipslaper Jul 06 '26

Agreed Bryan is a gem amongst other snake oil salesman. Genuinely having a good impact on humanity.

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u/AdChemical8505 Jul 06 '26

It’s actually olive oil he sells

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u/Big-Age2537 Jul 06 '26

A gem, really? The "I'll drain my son of blood so I can stay young" guy?!?

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u/TBP42069 Jul 06 '26

Yeah the billionaire obsessed with his teenage son's dick is a real gem. Listen to yourself.

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u/timewasted90 Jul 06 '26

He has the money to chase a fountain of youth while others struggle to afford asthma or diabetic supplies. It's novel to think the rich get sick and die too.

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u/MukLegion Jul 06 '26

but has also never come off as anti-science to me

He took 1/5 of his 17-year-old son’s total blood volume, and injected it to look younger…

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u/Fat_Pig_Reporting Jul 06 '26

He regularly takes his son's blood to sustain himself. Not because he is sick or anything, just to prolong his own life. That shit is vampire behaviour right there.

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