Been renting in Annerley for about nine months. On Saturday I was bringing the wheelie bins in when the woman across the road asked whether I normally parked my car where it was.
I said yes.
She looked at the car, looked at the gutter, and said, "Wouldn't leave it there once the storms get going."
I thought she was about to complain about parking.
Instead, she disappeared into her house and came back with a folded piece of A4 paper.
It was a hand-drawn map of our street.
Not a particularly artistic one. Just the houses, the road, three stormwater drains and a bunch of arrows showing where water runs during a proper Brisbane downpour.
There was a little X next to the spot where I park.
Apparently that section of road collects a surprising amount of runoff when heavy rain hits. The nearby drain sometimes struggles with leaves, and water can back up along the kerb.
She'd marked a couple of other things too. One driveway where water tends to cross the footpath. A corner where wheelie bins have ended up after storms. A tree that had dropped a decent branch a few summers ago.
She'd been adding notes since the 2022 floods.
The woman has lived here for 31 years and apparently knows more about the behaviour of rainwater on this one street than I know about anything.
She wasn't trying to scare me. Just said new people move in, nobody tells them these things, and then everyone gets a surprise when the first big storm rolls through.
I've checked the council flood information before, but I'd never thought to ask which particular bit of gutter causes trouble during a short, heavy downpour.
It got me thinking about how much incredibly specific local knowledge must disappear whenever longtime residents move away.
Not just flood stuff. Which streets get cut off first, where trees regularly drop branches, which walking shortcuts turn into ankle-deep puddles.
The sort of things that never make it into a suburb guide.
Anyway, I've moved my usual parking spot a little further uphill, and apparently I've made a new friend who wants to show me what happens to the water when the first decent storm arrives.
Does anyone else have a neighbour who knows the entire natural history of their particular street?
I'm starting to think every Brisbane neighbourhood needs at least one retired person with a notebook.